i need coach

the pic will tell all!

The upselling and worst liar!

conversation I had with a telemarketer.
Andy (A): Hi, my name is A from Telstra, I'm looking for the householder owner
Dad: Hello, let me pass the phone to my daughter.
Susie (S): Hi. Sorry, they are not available... (worst lie)
A: Sorry man, are you ___insert moms name___?
S: No sorry, my parents dont speak english.
A: You know you're not registered on the phone bill, so I am unable to speak with you.
S: Okay. Why are you calling? is it urgent or you upselling?
A: No well its just basically, I call to offer you better deals with great discounts etc. BLAH BLAH BLAH...
S:*thinks: didnt you just say you couldn't speak to me?* if its not urgent then i'll talk to you later.
A: okies well did you want to hear about the discounts i can give?
S: not really. thanks. I'll TTYL!

A mans job?

this is what i did the other day:
1: I tried to start my car. It didn't start.
2: So I panicked.
3: First thing I think of is... out of fuel. But no I'm sure I had fuel.
4: AHH maybe its the battery. Let me pop the bonnet and see.
*opens bonnet* *looks in*
5: AHH i feel like im sooo smart i know what the battery looks like...
6: ahahha whats the use of looking at a battery if you're too chicken to even touch it.... or the bigger problem is that you dont even know how to be sure it works. AHHAH...
7:being a woman i just called my dad HAHAHA