First Impression

People say: first impression count!! They sure do!!

I recall meeting Friz: this is my honest thoughts>> wow. she a man. haha  I was watching her play touch and she was fully hardcore tackling people and diving onto grass. She like came off the field... all I remember was she was sweating and grumbling about the opposition for not being honest and her hair was like a "bomb gone off" look and she had grass all over her from tackling someone!! hahah :) Nice!!

But in real life, yes Friz is hardcore at sports but she's not a mad woman!! hahah :D

My foster child

I received a letter from the commission for children and young people and child guardian for my blue card. I come home and my mom says: aren't you too young to foster children? ...People seriously should not make assumptions or jump to conclusions!! hahah

Understocked

http://xkcd.com/617/

Face painting

Question: WHO KNOWS HOW TO FACE PAINT?!!
Statement: Grandma's who wear heals are wonders...
Question: [Asked on behalf of J.M] How long do honey moons go for?

S + M

mmmm

Had an epic day! Work was so stress!! I now fully understand how stressful it is to train and teach!! On a better note: My brand spanking new iPod Shuffle arrived! how did it land in my hot little hands?

Saw an advert: to win shuffle answer Q... how do you use Buscopan [drug for period pain]?

A: My mate M.T keeps it in his car just for the ladies!! [he actually said that I think one Sunday afternoon very casually. he denies it!! BUT I REMEMBER clearly] THANKS MIKE!!

Nice Guy

NG #1: DONT eat the ice cream, its bad for you.
Me: Yeh? oh well. I WANT TO EAT IT!!
NG #1: You're gonna cough man
Me: *shoves ice cream in mouth*... and 5 minutes later>> coughing fit!

Few minutes later after that:
NG #2: *hands over anticol thingy*
Me: after consumption, stops coughing. YES!!! more ice cream!!!

Cleaning

MY FEET!! After a unfortunate event where my shoes went walkabout on their own, I still have yet to replace them. SOOOO I wore thongs to Rice BDO! Totally blackened my feet with grass, dirt, paint, sweat, more dirt!! GROSS aye!?! Took like a toilet brush to clean it all off man. Scrub dub dub!!

** OH YEH!! M.T YOUR TOILET SUCKS!! LIKE SEE THROUGH EVERYWHERE!! DOOR! WINDOW!! What privacy you guys have!! I was like halfway in my business man and some dude tries to break down the door man!! get a curtain man

KFC

Is this the recipe??!!? for my wings!?! mmmmmmm

— 1 teaspoon ground oregano

— 1 teaspoon chili powder

— 1 teaspoon ground sage

— 1 teaspoon dried basil

— 1 teaspoon dried marjoram

— 1 teaspoon pepper

— 2 teaspoons salt

— 2 tablespoons paprika

— 1 teaspoon onion salt

— 1 teaspoon garlic powder

— 2 tablespoons Accent

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32027188/

Beep!!!!!

Have you ever walked through a store, carrying a security tag the keeps setting off the security alarm, but you're not stealing!! I have! Multiple times. Yesterday, I made a valid purchase of a USB from Myer but as I walk through various others stores, I kept set off the alarm, even when I was entering =.=" Seems like I'm stealing something and making a quick getaway but I'm not!! Honestly. STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Greedy

So like yesterday Mr. generous brought 100000 chicken wings. And I have to say people are really humble and well conservative. Seeing as I had congee the whole week, I was craving protein & people were standing around unwilling to eat in fear of being.. rude, greedy. Well I just ate like there was no tomorrow. I ate FIVE!!  mmmmm Sorry. Patience is not my forte.

** next time I.F sings, can the tech guy turn up his mic. and turn all other mics off!! YEH! GO I.F we should make a fan club just for him**

TAKE THAT 1.0

So last week, K laughed when I said I could cook n sew!! OF COURSE I CAN COOK n sew !! Today I cooked quiche!! THERE!! I COOK all the time, when I want food pleasing to my appetite.

*evidence: ask those who ate the quiche!!

Nandos???

Steve: hahaha bugger you i thought u only gave her one but u have your > tonnesssss!!...u know she faked sleeping till i left then she watched drama again..see what you have done!..turned her evil

Susie: look wat steve said u were fake sleeping!!

Ping: THAT IS SOOOOO SMART! But.. CHEATING! NO NANDOS FOR U FOR A YEAR!

barely there yet there

Subject:Principles Of Equity
Grade: 4
Percent: 50%

:o THANK YOU GOD

Ruzza

snap

So I was hanging up my laundry when the line broke!! and everything fell! i was like a)(*&%&$)^& for 10 minutes. then after i finished my tantrum, i noticed they all landed in one pile on a PINK shirt!! hahaha I was like : YAY only have to clean da pink shirt.

__________________________________________________________

A sibling of mine said to me: I NEEEED to get this CD off my mate who lives in S/B otherwise my computer will die! You don't want my computer to die right?!?!

ME: mm computers can die?? oh well. get ur mate to post the CD. :P

炸彈

1: I had a "deep fried egg" today! soo healthy and tasty

2: I was fuelling up da car today & wasn't looking. Next minute fuel everywhere!! Splash on me lip and feet!! BOMB!

Hypocrite~!

its been a while since i raged much. title: hate raging guys.

maybe hates a v. strong word. anyway, today this dude next to me started rageing. and i got scared/ insecure about i dunno what. This is what i hate, cos it makes me angry and i dunt want to be angry and its like there is a valid reason to be angry and like arhh.now i = hypocrite.

WAT DO YOU SEE!! this wont cost you $$

                

ohh so you add water

So like back last year, i decided to plant some bamboo in my vase. And recently it started turning yellow, so i went to my mom [who is a better gardener than me]:

S: y is my plant dying?
M: do you water it? 
S: maybe.. kinda.. no
M: *looks at me and sighs*

Lesson: YOU ADD WATER

Guess Who? $1 per guess

@.@

mm FLAKE IS REALLY FLAKEY
MMM MY FAV Snack FOOD!!
EHH?!!? i ripped my note book
LIFE in a couple of cans>>

Awesome

I was gonna blog about some interesting habit of mine BUT I have decided to recap last nights THONGLAO GAME: which was great!!

Full game
Over time
Penalty Shootout

ALL INCLUDED if you were there to watch!!

Highlights:
Lam_01 and Lam_02 got owned in jewels.
S.C saying and I quote: SUCK IT UP!!
P.M Scored
Lam_01 tackling tall opponent v.aggressively that it would amount to assault.
B.T in ski gloves and his awesome kick that went... lets say wayward!

AND SOO MUCH MORE!! Sorry if you missed out!!

Science Club

Well, I was randomly daydreaming today/ just now, and I remembered back when I was in grade 4 I joined the "Science Club". Exclusive to white ppl, but I was VIP cos I was only Asian in the WHOLE district.

The point of the story is that I remember, that I paid money for "lessons" that involved dismantling old computers!! THATS ... no words to describe it. So I would spend 1.5 hrs with a screw driver sitting in the court yard, taking apart computer hardware. :D FUN!!

Highlight: Taking home junk I thought was cool.

Guilty

8 hours = .5 of 1 lecture revised... GUILTY

yum cha

my mom and dad was gonna meet up with some lady and her hubby for yum cha as mature Chinese ppl do. Anyway, my mom was running late and already headed out. and then the lady rang. and in her esteemed Chinese voice started a convo with me:
L: has your parents left?
S: No?
L:What? its like 11:30 already. we're suppose to meet at 11:30
S: ohh i mean Yes they already left. <my bad Chinese>
L: so where are they?
S: they left already <how am i suppose to know where they are exactly.. stupid question :D >
L: ring and ask them where they are?
S: okay.. <trying to think of how to say my next sentence in more fluent Chinese>
L: *hangs up* <:0 soo rude..>
S: but they dont use mobiles... oh well.. you hung up first. not my fault. *evil sniggering*

Buahhahah oh well.. SIDE NOTE: the notorious B.I.G is A-W-E-S-O-M-E


** I hate needles too... more than u.. I scream like a girl... (better not tell anyone)** heheh

Battle of the Millennium

Well after a day☼ long battle with da "principles of equity" I filled me tummy with yummy home made pancakes bahah that kinda rhymes♫ :D Sometimes I just feel so much hatred to one subject. That's me.♥ I always have favourites♥!! Its okay tho, I been blessed ☼dis week and today was a better day :D Thanks peeps for ya praysOn a side note: Myer is on sale and maybe its time i went shopping like a normal chick :D there is a hole in my fav. pair of jeans. Its still small, so i guess it can wait to after da exams. [PM promised he come shopping with friz and me]

mmmmmajjjooor HEADACHE

well yeh.. totally fully want to pass out man.. the world is like not straight atm.. its like spinning and i'm tying to walk straight and not look like a noob... and if you combine major heacache with sunday school making aniaml sounds.. doenst help!! and sad story: but they can spell better than me!!

yeh. i think i'm off now!! totally wheezy..

This is how I feel sometimes

Why are there concepts so hard to understand that it gives me nose bleeds~! WHY you evil little professor!! Stop giving me content to learn. i need break.. give me a Kit Kat or a V. I'm stressing like a pig!!
 

Someone save me!! this is killing me. Sometimes i just don't care anymore. Whatever happens happens. Forget it!! i give up... i some how passed. Thanks God for looking after me.

Some fool

Stop making quizzes and doing the quizzes!! such as waste of time!! I don't care what Disney princess you look like!!

anyway, some fool has decided to put a hold on all the text books i borrowed from the library over the semester!! THEY ARE MINE!! i had them the WHOLE semester!! and now those fools want to use them!! WHY!! UQ library here i come!!
**I hope Education Queensland does notice valuable prospective Canadian teachers**

Life in the fast lane

1. I still got a bruise from Thonglao game
2. I cut in front of a cop car without indicating properly :O
3. I had fresh chicken and cranberry and cheeze sandwich
4. I didn't have any v today
5. my cousin was on TV :D haha due to the recent floods, she was kicked out of her apartment block cos it was unsafe and leaking gas etc and they put her on tv :D CHANNEL 9
6. I still have my Dell Ball mouse, which is awesome!!
   
7. I came home, and someone made my bed :D hahhaha *thanks gran*
   
8. I almost ran out of fuel today
9. Someone really mean has put a hold on my text book i borrowed from the library. I've had it all semester, and NOW when it comes to exam times, they want it!!?!! so unfair!! I've put all my love into this text book!!!
10. I am contemplating doing summer!
    

lost it!!

... i was like moving my mouse and then suddenly it stopped working. and i was likes what? and then i noticed.. my mouse lost its ball :D hahah

pink pants

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25486994-13762,00.html

Katies

hahah well i decided not to drink V until exam time so when i do drink it, it'll have full effect!! yeh!!

and ARHHH i hate de rain!!

ar-uh-guhnt

ar⋅ro⋅gant
–adjective
1. making claims or pretensions to superior importance or rights; overbearingly assuming; insolently proud: an arrogant public official.
2. characterized by or proceeding from arrogance: arrogant claims.

BOY don't I really dislike people who are arrogant. I think the worst thing, is that they don't admit when they are wrong!!! or they think they know it all. And the worst worst thing, is its sooo hard to change.

** in the background, there is this guy sniggering with a snorting sound, cos he's watching some random video!! IN THE LIBRARY!! buahhahah

How stupid can a teenage boy be!?!?!?

You know when you get a home phone bill and some person dials some weird 1900 call and it cost you $5.00 + you'd want to investigate right? well everyone denied calling that number, including T. He has such great acting skills. Worth an Oscar for that big fat lie. Anyway, so no one would own up, so Sally decided to google the number. funny thing. the minute we suggested to google it, T was like "mm ohh yeh, maybe i did call that number"!!!! HA!! got you little liar!!

man i wish

that all computers had blue tooth linky thing!! so i could upload this photo for you to see!!!! lame!!

i gtg.. still no net at home!??!?!?

i got no internet

so lame... my modem thing died. like hello. wat did i ever do to you!! you silly modem!! ehh!! nothing. thats right..

anyway. i surprisingly got a lot done tho over the weekend. like all of my work... :D

Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye

hahah i love the English- Pirate language on FB. it looks like Igs is a fb addict!! anyway!! i just wanted to say...

>>>E SWORD!!<<<

i ♥ Exams

Unit	Paper name	Exam date	Exam time	Exam duration
AYB301	AUDITING	11 Jun 2009	01:30 pm	02:10
LWB147	FUNDAMENTALS OF TORTS	11 Jun 2009	08:30 am	02:30
AYB225	MANAGEMENT ACCOUNTING	13 Jun 2009	08:30 am	02:15
LWB240	PRINCIPLES OF EQUITY	15 Jun 2009	08:30 am	02:30
LWB136	CONTRACTS A	16 Jun 2009	08:30 am	02:30

have a break. have a kitkat

What's the time Ms. Wolf

Wolverine!! what a movie.. i haven't seen it yet but there are raving reviews. that's not the topic today. today i want to tell you how i knew i was late to a lecture. The chick in front of me, had a like MASSIVE clock on her bag!! heheh i even had time to take a photo... [i'm not a stalker] thought bubble: is it weird to wear is as a necklace like those gangster, but okay as a bag?!?!

Magic

Salted Hot French Fries + Ice cream Cone = :D

i am so easily satisfied.

*Scored a CBD card :D*

Positive Light

3 More than that, we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, 4 and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, 5 and hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.

Romans 5:3-5

excess baggage

Guys get in trouble a lot for saying the wrong things all the time right??! Think about this scenario: your on the bus and you see this lady hop on the bus. You would want to give a seat to a pregnant woman, but is she pregnant or just fat? What if you get it wrong? ie you say she's fat when she's pregnant or you say she's pregnant when shes just got some excess baggage... heheh life.

Kidnapped

Well, i love stickers and so i made a smiley sticker today before Sunday school and stuck it on my shirt. When i went to the singing class with the little kiddies, this little one stoles it. He was like: heheh can i sit on your lap and have ur sticker? hahah cute right?

After the singing lessons he goes: Can you please take me to class? [with the most cheezy smile!!] of course i couldn't resit. He was sooo eager too, he grabed my hand pulling me out. when i get to his class he wouldnt let go of my hand. so i had to sit in the first 5 minutes of another sunday school class. I wanted to leave and the teacher was like: why dont you let your sister go. He was like: ohh she not my sister. She's my firend! I was like aww.. soo cute.. Then when i was about to leave he goes: You cant leave. I wont be your friend anymore!!

*SHOCK* wow... kids these days. they sure know how to black mail you.

asians + coffee

I don't think Asians should wholly own a coffee shop. No offense. I'm sure i can think of ppl who make excellent coffee and also happen to be of Asian decent but coffee in the Valley ain't that great. I had one this mornig. verdrict: FAIL~ cold and not even a full cup!! wat a rip. never going back to that place. And i noticed that most Assuies have now deserted it. It use to be full of business men and stuff now its just... really quiet. Sad really where am i gonna get my coffee from!?!?!.

der are fish in da sea

ahah some ppl are so uninformed!! i read an article about tourists making complaints whilst holidaying. sooo FUNNY

....tourist complaining that “the beach was too sandy” and another upset when they discovered fish swimming in the sea.

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled," the tourist said.

It seems some travellers also have a lot to learn about nature.

"I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite," a holidaymaker complained.

... well nice to know there are fish in the sea.. where else are they gonna live?!?!? in ur bathtub??!!?

water???

well sometimes i get really thirsty or am in a real big rush to drink. today, for some reason i wanted to drink some water and somehow i picked up the cup and misjudged and poured the whole cup into my mouth in one go. Course there was too much water so it splashed all over my face and down onto the desk full of work papers!! buhaha opps.

Q: When snow melts, what does it become?

thoughts

I was thinking after eaves dropping on someones conversation, which is better:

1. Have two bickering biological parents or/
2. Two loving guardians

I think its a hard thing to choose. A girl was saying she would definitely take option one. Regardless of the difficulties and struggles shes may face. She'd still want to keep the painful memories and have a life full of up and downs. And then her friend was like are you crazy, why live life with so many struggles when you can choose to live happily. I dunno what i think.

** Thinking about it. I should take the good with the bad. but would i is the question. **

can some one tell me...

the significance of having a son. I dunno but if you have an only son, i find that the majority of the time they are spoilt and ridiculously useless. For example here is an argument with my brother about who should wash the dishes:

S: Can you please do the dishes T, your not doing anything.
T: What I did the dishes yesterday!!
S: No you didn't. I did!! You noob
T: ohh yeh hahah well i did it some other time... i remember
S: sure you did... and so did I. Hurry you up.. why don't you be more responsible and more like a son.
T: shut up! i'm busy
S: Doing what? playing games!?!!!
T: y don't you do it?
S: I have work to do. you don't.
T: yeh well i HAVE to play games...

THE HELL~ someone air slap some sense into him!!!!!

D-R-A-M-A

Today, I saw a thief in action begin caught in the CT. The baddie like stole a shirt from Amart All Sports and then like tried to run. A couple of things the baddie didnt considers:

1. The exit is like a set of stairs out of the shop... That really hinders the escape plan!
2. You dont rob a shop that is run by shop assistants that like joggers and have intense muscle and athleticism.
3. It's proably on sale anyway so buy it!

Three shop assitants, all dudes ran after the baddie. Intense yelling and intense failure by the baddie. Got escorted to the cop shop too.

stare-ing comp

Well hello another infamous person i met. This time on the train. Had this massive staring competition through the reflections off the windows wif him. I guess i shouldn't disclose which area he lives in.

Investments

well yesterday i was forced to make a 12.99 investment in a dodgy umbrella, which now has a hole in it. where is this hole? its right in the middle D; WORST investment for the day/week/month/year!! CHINA please produce products that last more than 6 hours!!! *sigh* At least it provided 6 hrs of cover~!

PUMA

PUMA 30% Off Sale! plus 10% off with voucher DFO Brisbane

some star....

This is who i met in the library today... mmm its rude to stare apparently

THHHONGG LLLAOOOO

WOO!! wat an awesome game you missed FRIZZZZAAA!! aww... ohh wells next week or whenever :) Soccer is game the requires cunning skills...especially if you play against NZ'ers who are like 5 times ur size with blazing guns and tats all over~! anywho when i got home my moms like.. you know your legs are like sticks they might break.. be careful when you play... [5 seconds laters] HANG ON A MINUTE.. now that i look at them.. they seem much thicker!! How did that happen?!!!? *sigh*

Wanna Speed Nap!??!?!

Better known as a power nap. How does one power nap?? www.wikihow.com. Thats the place for the answers~! well last night i thought I'd take a power nap for 20 minutes at 7:30pm. Woke up at 11:00pm. :O Man FAIL!!! What happens when you over nap.. Not much. except you forget to submit your assignment by the 9:00 pm dead line...

MUFFINS

You know you need a muffin when:

• You get a paper cut
• You sleep in
• Your diary is full of things to do
• You can't have waffles

LIFE is full of goodies like muffins!

three things

I have 5 movie saver card up for grabs : $8.50 adult; $6.50 student; $4.50 child. Expires: 30.06.09

I have a very sore jaw. stressing too much. leads to lacking in appetite.

I wrote a letter to the local councillor and amazingly he wrote back. woooo!

"Hey I'm sorry if I offended you with my inappropriate jokes today."

Couldn't even say it to my face! See what happens when you work in groups. I had the worst group meeting ever.took 4 hours to write a like 800 words or crap that's worthy of a big fat fail! The things that made me mad!

• the UQ guy, thinks hes knows everything... but when he's wrong, he'll say he only had one hour to prep and blah blah excuses excuses.
• And when we're trying to change the incorrect grammar and sentence structures hes like.. it doesn't matter, its all about the content and I'm like ohh really so only content matters regardless of the fact that no sentences make sense *EHHHH*.
• Then when it came to typing, he was all like, ohh let me type, i'm pro. But when we say stuff for him to type he doesn't listen and only types up what he wants. I dont see a freaking "I" in TEAM! *whack* And so i freakin' took the key board from him! ARHHH
• Cos I'm not the perfect touch typist, hes like ohhh hehehahaa y don't you let the pro type! He said that so many times, i was like and i quote, "excuse me, can you stop being so arrogant and rude and disrespectful, this is a team assignment not your own assignment, you can go if you want." All the other team members were like... *blank stare*

And for the rest of the time, i just turned my back to him cos i could stand his face. I so wanted to slap it but he had too much facial hair. ** the title: was his apology

:'(

week 5... time to stress!! *sigh* i hate week 6!!! soo much/too much assessments!!!STRESSING OVER USELESS ASSIGNMENT~! ARHH why is there so much useless crap i have to do~! WHY!!! I hate it so much i am blogging in PINK!! KILL ME

how many...

fingers does it take to eat food?? i always thought it was weird how ppl have to use their whole hand + palms to eat say a drum stick or even like some chips. Yet ppl do it all the time. I like use two... maximum three. Like when i eat chips i use two fingers. my theory being that less fingers = less germs being eaten and more flavour intensity on two fingers. BUT some ppl eat with like four or five fingers... and i sit back and think wat a waste of flavouring on the other fingers... Is there like a standard number of fingers?!?!? cos you cant use one.. that's just not possible but is four too many [I think]...

S'nM

Good and Bad

First thing: last night i discovered a new bruise thanks to the grass at mansfield and my excellent soccer skills. But i also learnt from coach MT >> Stop the ball~ Think about it~ Kick the ball! It does work. but you have to think fast.... hard for ppl who are unco at soccer.

Second thing: I LOST [more like left it in a room] MY FREAKING USB!! :'( major cry has my lovely assignment on it. hopefully noone steals it. BUT having said that i asked BL to see if its still in the room i left it in :) PLEASE BE THERE. If not... um at least i backed it up on my laptop last night [i think]

Third thing: the season changing has let to a lot of runny nose and itchy eye.. better known as maybe hayfever.. though i dont want to admit it so i dont have to use drugs. At least its cooler and storm tonight :)

Dats it~! MONDAY 16 March 2009~!
** UPDATE: BL has found my USB :) THANK YOU SOO MUCH :)

Soccer

Today PM swung his leg so high above his head to stop a soccer ball!! IT WAS AMAZING!! I've never seen it before. Like his leg was above his head!! LIKE not possible...

Speech Recognition

I was trying to be lazy and get my computer do type out what I dictate. This is what happened.

PHRASE: Lawyer and Client

DICTATION: Nine MI of Malira Mi Lawyer MI U.S

FAILURE!

fattening much?

So i dunno y but i gained a bit of a tummy since uni. reasons?? i dunno! my thoughts:

1. Its winter and my body senses its winter and puts more fat on me to keep me warm or i excerise less. seems unlikely as i play intense sport once a week.
   
2. I use to eat maccas everyday for uni.. now i eat whatever in the house or like left overs such as rice and roast chicky.
   
3. I am stressing a little more with uni and have lacked sleep and stuff thus i gain some fatty cells.
4. Ppl in general are feeding me too well. Crown princess SUNNY CHO for example!! waffles with ice cream!! and not just ordinary ice cream! COOKIES and CREAM Ice Cream.
   

Privilege

Thank you for giving me the privilege of having a car.

Today, I didn't have that privilege of driving to work so I had to lug 6.5 kgs worth of textbooks. :'( As a result, I pulled a muscle or tendon in my arm since I don't have proper muscles in my arm from picking up the bag of books~! dumb move *sigh*

Thankful

Okay so lots of ppl road rage and there are different levels of intensity in terms of road rage. I've seen ppl just put the finger up and even like hop out of their car to abuse ppl.

On a scale of 1 to 10, today i received road rage and rate it about 8. I admit I was misjudged the lady who was driving like a hoon in her loverly navy blue Holden. Not trying to sterotype bimbos/bogans but yes. HOLDEN.

Anyway, I looked into the rear vision mirror and there she was putting her hands in the air waving them around. Her lips said: YOU F_(*^@ blah blah blah. I mouthed: I'M SORRY! but apparently she didnt get it and kept on going on with her obsenities and honking the horn. I even blew her a kiss. [Where is the love] And all i could think of was her kids. Two kids in the back seat listening to their mother rages like a lunatic. Honestly doesn't she see that her raging can be a bad influence. I can see them growing up to be just like her. Sad story.

I think our lives is greatly shaped by who we look up to, who we grow up with and the culture we are brought up in. As I continue to grow, I am thankful that I have Christ centered influences.

Uncle Sam :)

Spoilt

What qualifies one to be spoilt?

For example: If you've never taken a bus or taxi to or from school in your life because your parents think you might get kidnapped or/
If you have a tutor for every thing: English, Maths, Physics, Japanese, Chinese, Piano, Tennis, Chemistry.... you name it...or/
Just the fact that you're so inexperienced you can't even fill in your own name and date of birth on an application form without getting it wrong?

Roast Chicky

Saturday: Bella's Market Butcher Roast Chicky
Sunday: ... almost roast..turned into stir fry Chicky
Monday: Coles roast Chicky& home made roast Chicky Thighs
Tuesday: Whole roast Chicky
Wed: Roasted Chicky wings

SOO MUCH CHICKEN!!

Pocky Warrior

Chocolate Flavour is de best~!
John Su is de best

Tripping

Yeh... i almost tripped over today wearing flip flops. I was crossing the road and wooops... almost tripped and you know how ppl can regain balance but look like retards... That was me. Soo embarrassing. Thought running in my mind: did anyone see!! stupid question cos everyone saw. i think i had it okay cos minutes later the this poor chick walking towards me fully ripper her sandles apart and almost tripped. MAINS ROAD DEPARTMENT you better fix these stupid roads i keep tripping over!!

SC & AL

Yesterday we had this awesome chick hangout with S.C & A.L & myself. S.C made us the most beautiful homemade pasta :) I LOVE BEEF PASTA + MUSHROOM + BROCCOLI + the very little ONION & iced OJ. Great chick fellowship and time spent wisely. Of course we all had busy schedules so we had to leave promptly after our meal. When it came to leave, A.L decided to exit via the wrong door. She opened the door slightly, before stopping as I laughing madly at her excellent sense of direction. If you look at figure 1.1 you will see the exit clearly. However, due to dim lighting and multiple doors, A.L was slightly confounded. As a result she almost entered Housemate 2's room [>>>>]. Upon exiting the correct exit and walking down, precisely 2.5 seconds later whilst in the hallway, we heard a door slam. My first thought: Housemate 2 coming to confront A.L for intruding his privacy. However it was a third party. That was one of the excellent highlights of my day. Thank you very much A.L and S.C!

The Machine Made to Saw the World in Half

LOOK AT THIS BABY!!! Made by some Germans dude!! wooo!!

If this thing's secretly a transformer...

When the wind changes

Thanks Ivan :D

Dilema

okays so i had a dilema this morning and was going to blog about it but i completely forgot because i was distracted by digg.com. the www! i was meant to be writing my CV but i came across this pic

and this one

and this one!XD

Bad Phone Conversation

S: hello, I'm looking for Mrs. X
X: oh yes. speaking
S: Hi, it's S from RWA i would like to talk about your house claim
X: sure. speak up please
S: sorry my chinese is crap. anyway there are some parts of you house claim that is not claimable under insurance.
X: dear, please dont speak cut chinese to me and say my claim is not acceptable
S: well, the insurance company says some parts they WILL NOT pay for. Do you understand?
X: no that doesnt make sense...which parts are not claimable
*MAJOR SIGH

S: okay then *pass phone to manager*...after three long minutes *manager pass phone to director* after a very long time.. *director hangs up phone and grumply says: i hate doof heads like X! What is there not to get!!

mood in office atm: zzzzzzz

broked it

you know ppl make lots of typos!! all the time right and no big deal right!! NO. i'm at work and i needed to print 20 copies of some docs.. somehow i pressed 200!!! GOSH!! i dont know how to cancel the document cos on the system it says there is 0 doc in the queue!! What now??? its run out of paper.. do i put more in?? or wait..

Colgate

COLGATE SPONSOR THIS!!
Well I just wanted to say whoever invented toothpaste is awesome cos it prevents me from eating at this time of night. :D

Breakfast

I have not had proper breakfast since Melbourne. My household forbids eating bacon, so bacon and eggs is not possible. You cant eat eggs by itself. that's just injustice to bacon! Then there is the bread problem. My household also doesn't like white bread very much. Who invented wholemeal bread?? That's not food. That's chicken food. I have nothing to eat. Not even a can of V. Sad story. I think i will go to Coles now.

High quality cleaners

Sometimes there are cleaners who clean too well that i think is unnecessary. For example: the cleaners at Melbourne Museum polished the glass display too well that I walked into glass display window. Like 7 Caucasian people heard this *ding sound and turned around. What did they see... An Asian rubbing her forehead! Now that is how I ruined the Asian reputation down in Melbourne. :D

Last moments

Last picture my baby camera took!!

*time out*

Sometimes.. i guess i'm very selfish.. but at other times i just don't think it's really necessary for me to sacrifice my own time and privileges... FOR EXAMPLE: My brother insists he is a vegetarian but does eat meat but only if its like fried. Sooo after a number of years.. he has ballooned to an unhealthy weight and needed to go on a diet. Soo to make him feel better or more comfortable..my mother makes everyone in the family goes on a diet... That is very.. ridiculous! Does it look like i need to go on a diet???? Does it look like i like low fat milk?? I resorted to cookies and chips in my closet.. real nice midnight snack!!

And now.. because my brother has no self control when he plays computer games, my mom would like to monitor him more carefully. Soo the rest of us have to be considerate.. and bring all our study gear and computers etc downstairs to make a communal study area.... LIKE HELLO!! I can't even watch a movie without being distracted.. Or when i put some music on, he also decides he needs music and turns it up really loud so there is mix of like Chris Brown and some weird disney music !?!!?!And now i have to go to sleep earlier because its unfair that I get to use computer while he has to go sleep!! LIKE WHAT!!

good night

Mivi says:
ahhh its 12:18!!!!! today is my last day off before uni starts...... i should sleep so i can GROW so i look like a fearful dentist
Mivi says:
omg my net died how gay. did you get my good night message?
Mivi says:
i'll copy and paste it
Mivi says:
ahhh its 12:18!!!!! today is my last day off before uni starts...... i should sleep so i can GROW so i look like a fearful dentist

hahah mivi!! good night!

Parents POV

This is how some parents think about finding your future partner:

Someone's dad's like.. those 40 year old women, they're desperate! So if you have good qualities, they'll be flying at you! And girls are on a biological clock so when they hit close to 30's they'll be 'desperate', then you can pick and choose! Wait till 30, GG!

and my mom.. hasn't stop talking about who and how and when i should get married since i was 16. GG! What has this world come to!

Cooking Classes

Well tonight owl cooked me dinner as requested by my esteemed parents who left us home to fend for ourselves. What did we have for dinner??

• nice honey soy stir fry pork with onion
• mushroom omelette
• steamed green beans

So like.. the pork stir fry was good. I grade it A- because it has little black burnt bits left over from frying the omelette. The mushroom omelette was A because it wasnt burnt but i dont like egg so no +. And a BIG FAT F for the steamed green beans. They were steamed beyond recognition. Like it turned a mucky green colour cos they were over cooked.. they were soo soft a person with out teeth would just swallow it whole and have no digestion problems. I doubt there would be any vitiamins left tho. But yeh. Nice meal overall.

Dessert = Jelly with mango :D the bestest evers..

Museums

Some love them. Some hate them. This was in the Mind and Soul section @ the Melb. Museum. Basically you are instructed to look into these tiny holes and see whats in them. They are supposedly suppose to reflect some dreams one would ordinarily have.

Going Clock wise.
1: Instructions to read
2: dream: weird creepy dude following you in an alley way
3: You thinking about nothing as time slowly ticks by
4: you falling out of the sky in your ugly nighty
5: you having the glorious ability to fly [in your dreams..really]
there is number
6: but i thought it was too rude to take picture of. Basically it was the first one i looked though. it was of a naked dude with his hands covering his parts with a crowd looking at him. I looked at it and fell on my ass. Taken by the shock. Its not that i'm unco.. it just happens that you have to squat to look at it and i leaned back in shock and fell on my rear end.

Thats art for you right there. ** note: these are my interpreations of the dreams.. if they are incorrect... then dont sue me **

You like it hot??

This is part of the Korean culture we decided to take part in. KOREAN BBQ! Awesome hot food! Except Sally doesnt eat chilli... so she washed everything she ate in water three times over!! haah!! And this is a plate of red hot chilli paste and fresh chilli's that was scooped off our Korean BBQ before we ate it. This is what PM was going to eat because he thought it was red meat. Imagine if he did. haah!!

Cupcaked

Don't we all love cupcakes. I don't. So I'm sitting in the back seat minding my own business on the way up from Melbourne and PM decides to let out some natural gas and to assist in getting the wind circulating he opens the window simultaneously. Kind gesture!!! I dunno about the intention. The wind just blew into my face and I took on the full force of PM's natural disaster. CUPCAKED!!!

Bryan and Bryan

That's who i watched play tennis today. I also saw MR. I LOVE TO PICK WEDGIES!!!!! I also have some nice autographs!!! :D

be a man of you word

nothing more to say. just honour your word.

$$$

i have 1 minutes and 24 secs to blog:

i hate qut
i hate my time table
this cost me 4 dollars
i have a classes at 6 oclock at night
i hate qut
i hate internode
i have 45 secs
i hate tpg

NRMA

No good company that misleads people in buying insurance
Rascals for claim consultants who are
Mentally challenged in taking down information and giving instructions
Appalling service and attitude!

DA

Like some of us can be Dumb Asses. Like me for example. On Sunday, I decided to run into a wire fence which had protruding wires which lead to me getting this massive cut on my left hand. I go to work with my a nice big band aid and my boss assumes i tried to commit suicide!! what the!! i know she was only joking but gees!! Then there are weird and incompetent professionals. Supposedly the cut will be infected and I'm going to die from Tetanus or something or other where i apparently die in my sleep when my body freezes up?!!!? and then there was the doctor who diagnosed me with brain tumor because i had a headache!!??!? DAs

dinner

whos likes cheeze?? i love cheeze. i had a cheeze spring roll last night. actually i had one and half... SOOOOO GOOOD!!! *major drooling happening* its like crispy on the outside and melting on the inside. and funny thing is i find most asians dont like eating cheese as it has an apparent pong? wat pong?? next up was pigs lung! the best thing ever. you'd think it was like gonna be all bittery cos pigs breath in who knows what while they are alive. but yeh best thing ever... soo sweet and juicy and the soup was suppppper!!!! and to add more juicy food to my good diet!! i ate like 7 chicken wings! i'm a monster. they were soo yummy.. crispy on the outside and just so tender with all those chicken juices on the inside. I also had some vegies. Fresh, crispy, green and flavoured in garlic. absoulutely delightful. wat a meal!! mmm.. i'm lovin' this.

Cricket

I didn't know Asians played cricket or even had a cricket set. Wow am i shocked!!! anyway I'm talking about the midgety flying crickits [dunno how to spell it]. They are like in plagues in Springfield. I had two fly in my face.

First time I was like shooting balls on the basket ball court when I felt this thing land on my head. So i start shaking and doing the hoky pokey and turning around. AND out flies some big fat black criket!! EWWW.

Second time round, I was minding my own business, walking along the tennis court and SHABANG!!! another one! This time in my face!!! Nature not at its best!

First Meal of the Year

01.01.09 First meal @ 3:35 am = Bacon and Egg McMuffin
02.01.09 First meal @ 2:15 am = Double Beef and Cheese Burger

Great start to the year :)