good bye!!??!

Bye fb for now... while I go study my butt off.. assignments and exams ^^

IF YOU'RE FOB DONT READ THIS

FOBS SUCKKKKKKKK!! :'(

i dunno if i should be angry or cry or rejoice!! some snot face who is in my group decided as his part of the assignment should fully incorporate contents from wikipedia. its not even freaking edited!! word for freaking word!!!

dfag4q3vtu230958v0yhijgk [oi34w9tipws if i have nothing to say

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Well, yesterday i happened to recall a very funny story.

Grade 10, I believe I learnt the gist of how blood types worked etc. So when I got home, I whipped out my moms license. I saw: TYPE: O

Knowing I had type: AB+, I freaked out. LIKE I'M ADOPTED!! My mom also freaked out [as in... raised the wrong baby] to the extent that she went to doctors to check if thats possible. She took out her license and showed it to the doctor, who probably literally LOL-ed and told her it meant OPEN license!

moral of the story: i dunno..

RE: Presenation

 

Hi Susie:
         I  have read your e-mail,i will go through the readings as soon as possible. Maybe we can disscuss in details tomorrow in or after the tutorail.

X

haha X English has improved vastly over the week.

No balls but got wings

Well, I was very upset by Subway's meatball policy. I wanted a footlong meatball sub, but the guy in front of me like ordered a footlong and a 6 inch worth of meatballs.. so only like 4 meat balls were left. I asked the chick: can you go half meat ball and half something else cos you only got 4 meatballs lefts. and she's like : NO! and I'm like BOO! why not? she's goes: its policy! what policy!! policy is to make customer happy! I'm not happy! I said: FINE! and ate wicked wings instead!!

BOOO boycott subway!!

Cooking Tips for P_ _ _

1: get a fire extinguisher!
2: don't walk away from stove when it is on!

Classic example of consequence of #2: X attempt to fry an egg [trying to impress house guests] which turned black after he walks away to turn on TV.

Mental Note

UQ buses to city are _ _ _ _!!! how could they have no buses going to city till like 9:20!??!?! who made the schedule man!! About 39487 buses went and dropped students off but a big fat 0 went out to city!??! sure more students need to be dropped of.. but what about those going out to city!! weird BCC bus!! its not hard to pick up and drop them off at like cultural centre!! rahhh now I want a magnum. NOW I will forever remember that no buses go out of UQ!! and what does PM tunnel do!!?? I don't think I'll ever use it! waste my tax D:

feeding the wife and kids!?!

7:00 pm
PM states: im hanging out with ivan 2nite ;0 we just playing games.. need a rest haha

11:15pm
PM states: I just finished dinner
S states: What?? Its like 11 @.@
PM states: Yeh, me and ivan played for three hours and forgot to eat dinner

How it this possible??BOYS?!! forget dinner! how did a console consume their whole mind!! imagine in 10 years time, when they're married with wife and kids and they FORGET to feed the wife + kids cos they're playing games!! hahahah

First Impression

People say: first impression count!! They sure do!!

I recall meeting Friz: this is my honest thoughts>> wow. she a man. haha  I was watching her play touch and she was fully hardcore tackling people and diving onto grass. She like came off the field... all I remember was she was sweating and grumbling about the opposition for not being honest and her hair was like a "bomb gone off" look and she had grass all over her from tackling someone!! hahah :) Nice!!

But in real life, yes Friz is hardcore at sports but she's not a mad woman!! hahah :D

My foster child

I received a letter from the commission for children and young people and child guardian for my blue card. I come home and my mom says: aren't you too young to foster children? ...People seriously should not make assumptions or jump to conclusions!! hahah

Understocked

http://xkcd.com/617/

Face painting

Question: WHO KNOWS HOW TO FACE PAINT?!!
Statement: Grandma's who wear heals are wonders...
Question: [Asked on behalf of J.M] How long do honey moons go for?

S + M

mmmm

Had an epic day! Work was so stress!! I now fully understand how stressful it is to train and teach!! On a better note: My brand spanking new iPod Shuffle arrived! how did it land in my hot little hands?

Saw an advert: to win shuffle answer Q... how do you use Buscopan [drug for period pain]?

A: My mate M.T keeps it in his car just for the ladies!! [he actually said that I think one Sunday afternoon very casually. he denies it!! BUT I REMEMBER clearly] THANKS MIKE!!

Nice Guy

NG #1: DONT eat the ice cream, its bad for you.
Me: Yeh? oh well. I WANT TO EAT IT!!
NG #1: You're gonna cough man
Me: *shoves ice cream in mouth*... and 5 minutes later>> coughing fit!

Few minutes later after that:
NG #2: *hands over anticol thingy*
Me: after consumption, stops coughing. YES!!! more ice cream!!!

Cleaning

MY FEET!! After a unfortunate event where my shoes went walkabout on their own, I still have yet to replace them. SOOOO I wore thongs to Rice BDO! Totally blackened my feet with grass, dirt, paint, sweat, more dirt!! GROSS aye!?! Took like a toilet brush to clean it all off man. Scrub dub dub!!

** OH YEH!! M.T YOUR TOILET SUCKS!! LIKE SEE THROUGH EVERYWHERE!! DOOR! WINDOW!! What privacy you guys have!! I was like halfway in my business man and some dude tries to break down the door man!! get a curtain man

KFC

Is this the recipe??!!? for my wings!?! mmmmmmm

— 1 teaspoon ground oregano

— 1 teaspoon chili powder

— 1 teaspoon ground sage

— 1 teaspoon dried basil

— 1 teaspoon dried marjoram

— 1 teaspoon pepper

— 2 teaspoons salt

— 2 tablespoons paprika

— 1 teaspoon onion salt

— 1 teaspoon garlic powder

— 2 tablespoons Accent

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32027188/

Beep!!!!!

Have you ever walked through a store, carrying a security tag the keeps setting off the security alarm, but you're not stealing!! I have! Multiple times. Yesterday, I made a valid purchase of a USB from Myer but as I walk through various others stores, I kept set off the alarm, even when I was entering =.=" Seems like I'm stealing something and making a quick getaway but I'm not!! Honestly. STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Greedy

So like yesterday Mr. generous brought 100000 chicken wings. And I have to say people are really humble and well conservative. Seeing as I had congee the whole week, I was craving protein & people were standing around unwilling to eat in fear of being.. rude, greedy. Well I just ate like there was no tomorrow. I ate FIVE!!  mmmmm Sorry. Patience is not my forte.

** next time I.F sings, can the tech guy turn up his mic. and turn all other mics off!! YEH! GO I.F we should make a fan club just for him**

TAKE THAT 1.0

So last week, K laughed when I said I could cook n sew!! OF COURSE I CAN COOK n sew !! Today I cooked quiche!! THERE!! I COOK all the time, when I want food pleasing to my appetite.

*evidence: ask those who ate the quiche!!