Teachers are being scrutinised these days for their performance. And I’d have to say this teacher of mine was very dedicated back when I was in 3rd Grade.
Susie: i need to go to the toilet teacher
Teacher: what do you say?
S: please
T: no...
S: i dunnoooo?!?!?!?!?!?? After what seemed like ages.....can i pleaseeee go to the toilet
T: no you say may i go to the toilet
S: may I?!?!?
T: say the whole sentence for me please darl.
S: may i please go to the toilet????
T: Okay then. Hurry up.
Man. I was busting. Leave the teaching for later lady! hahah Till this day, i still use can rather than may. :P
26 February 2010
23 February 2010
22 February 2010
Bye Bye Bye
Don’t you love old school songs?!??! And I "love" the BSBs! hahah BSB is in town… their adoring fans must be not so adoring with crap ticket sales.. oh well… bargin time for me!! i might not go to another bsb ever again! hahah Q: Do you hate goodbyes? :( i doooooo!! Work is having a little farewell party.. I’m like.. ohh noeeess. I just want to disappear into thin air.. not draw so much attention on me. Geesss… well I guess they have good intentions. But my styles= low key/ninja styles.
PS: Ruff-Star is home <3
PS: Ruff-Star is home <3
16 February 2010
New Desk?!?!
How can people be soo icky man or maybe I have a problem hahah. I found like old crumbs, old apple stickers, stains, dust, and who knows what!! Even PINOOOCLEAANNNN couldn’t get it off!! I swear I had to use like this anti bacterial hand gel. And that’s just he beginning.. I had a look at the mouse.. and in the cracks there was like gunk.. I had to use like a paper clip to pick it out soo gross man…. I felt like I was touching a toilet!
14 February 2010
13/02/10-14/02/10
Dear Doggy Diarry!!
AWW yawn yawn I MISS MY MANDA and STEVE and KEV but not mim! Hahah I tried to steal more snacks but I couldn’t open them.. Dinner was yummyyy but no matter how cute i look, Suz won’t give me anymore... I watched the NRL all stars game and i was soo gunning for the indigenous team! I was soo happy when they won. I LOVEE THURSTONN and his shaggy hair!! Just like minee!!
I tried to sleep downstairs with Suz bro but he snored very loudly hahah butt i was able to sneak into Suz room hah and she didn’t get in trouble because I was putting on a show for her mom to show ALL NIGHT. I showed her that I was very good, quiet, lazy and and didn’t pee everywhere. Suz mom even petted me hahah she was soo scared and told me not to lick her.
Then i got up at 2 am and woke up suz mom and dad. Suz mom said she’d smack me if i didn’t go to sleep so i went back to sleep under suz bed. Then at 6 i decided to jump all over her bed and wake her up!muahahh Then she took me for a long walk and i peed and the rest you don’t need to knowww. Its weird walking in the morning . I am now lying in the sun writing to you all.
I miss you heaps manda. Bring back a “dennis oh” doggy mate for me okay manda?!
XOXO
PEREZZ HILTONN!!
Haha jokes its me! Ruff –STARZ!
AWW yawn yawn I MISS MY MANDA and STEVE and KEV but not mim! Hahah I tried to steal more snacks but I couldn’t open them.. Dinner was yummyyy but no matter how cute i look, Suz won’t give me anymore... I watched the NRL all stars game and i was soo gunning for the indigenous team! I was soo happy when they won. I LOVEE THURSTONN and his shaggy hair!! Just like minee!!
I tried to sleep downstairs with Suz bro but he snored very loudly hahah butt i was able to sneak into Suz room hah and she didn’t get in trouble because I was putting on a show for her mom to show ALL NIGHT. I showed her that I was very good, quiet, lazy and and didn’t pee everywhere. Suz mom even petted me hahah she was soo scared and told me not to lick her.
Then i got up at 2 am and woke up suz mom and dad. Suz mom said she’d smack me if i didn’t go to sleep so i went back to sleep under suz bed. Then at 6 i decided to jump all over her bed and wake her up!muahahh Then she took me for a long walk and i peed and the rest you don’t need to knowww. Its weird walking in the morning . I am now lying in the sun writing to you all.
I miss you heaps manda. Bring back a “dennis oh” doggy mate for me okay manda?!
XOXO
PEREZZ HILTONN!!
Haha jokes its me! Ruff –STARZ!
13 February 2010
11 February 2010
09 February 2010
1 Lord 1 Faith 1 Body 1 Christ
my mini summary of DHL :D
OWNED
Are you self absorbed? Ask yourself that. Haha chances are you could be just like me. I’m so self absorbed but we are SERVANTS. And we should act like one then right?
GRACE & PEACE
Peace and Love. We always need Grace, not matter how strong we think we are. I think we often forget its God’s Grace that works in our lives. And peace? I never really looked at it this way but when you’re trouble, you just gotta ask God for peace in your heart. That’s all.
L.O.V.E
Love all. Even those you hate. Start by Thanking God for those ppl. Don’t avoid them. Yeah that’s the easy way out but we need to strive for unity and forgiveness too J
Pray for all. The stats say that 90% of the time you pray for yourself and not others? What the... too true for me! hahah be the one to use the power of intercessory prayer. 1 new word I learnt.
OWNED
Are you self absorbed? Ask yourself that. Haha chances are you could be just like me. I’m so self absorbed but we are SERVANTS. And we should act like one then right?
GRACE & PEACE
Peace and Love. We always need Grace, not matter how strong we think we are. I think we often forget its God’s Grace that works in our lives. And peace? I never really looked at it this way but when you’re trouble, you just gotta ask God for peace in your heart. That’s all.
L.O.V.E
Love all. Even those you hate. Start by Thanking God for those ppl. Don’t avoid them. Yeah that’s the easy way out but we need to strive for unity and forgiveness too J
Pray for all. The stats say that 90% of the time you pray for yourself and not others? What the... too true for me! hahah be the one to use the power of intercessory prayer. 1 new word I learnt.
06 February 2010
oompa loompa
Q: Would you rather be hit by
a: A MASSIVE SOLID HUMAN TURD [impact : BAMMMM]
b: human diarrhea [impact: pew pew pew pew pwe]
a: A MASSIVE SOLID HUMAN TURD [impact : BAMMMM]
b: human diarrhea [impact: pew pew pew pew pwe]
02 February 2010
01 February 2010
mmmm
mmmmm cafffineee. wif out it i feel so lost like a zombiee haha i tried to walk into an occupied toilet cubical hahahh mann musta scared the lady... too bad she prob couldn't "pee her pants".
mmmmm i heard this lady pee a bucket of water today.. i don't understand how that is possible.
mmmmm i accidentally drank the CEO's water. :0 I'm sorry. I really am.
mmmmm wat's crop dusted?
mmmm i owe memy plaster :D
mmmmm good trade or not? extra 2 weeks of work for 1 O-week and Week 1 of uni?
mmmmm have you made it on my wall?
mmmmm i heard this lady pee a bucket of water today.. i don't understand how that is possible.
mmmmm i accidentally drank the CEO's water. :0 I'm sorry. I really am.
mmmmm wat's crop dusted?
mmmm i owe memy plaster :D
mmmmm good trade or not? extra 2 weeks of work for 1 O-week and Week 1 of uni?
mmmmm have you made it on my wall?
27 January 2010
Band-Aids WIN!!!
If only Band-Aids could cure the ponk of R.C's mudcakes!!!!
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OBEY | LOVE | FAITHFUL | Free choice- take Responsibility
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OBEY | LOVE | FAITHFUL | Free choice- take Responsibility
18 January 2010
???
This week in a nutshell
Funny: me walking down beauty isle at woolies. Man holding: Nads hair removal cream, drops everything and is suppppper red! hahahah
Food of the week: Pasta
EPIC: When pigeon runs and skids on pavement
Painful: shoulder charging Joy-C
Not cool: 2 AM thunder storm
Shocker: weather
Sad: People reminding me of crap that happened that is crap and does not need to be mentioned ever again
Missed: Opportunity to tell K all bout my J.C. but... next time.
Gross: Bamboo Shoots
Love: someones love letterrrr hahahha
Soft: Jelly top
Weird: Two week old blister
Wish: I could sleep in :)
Funny: me walking down beauty isle at woolies. Man holding: Nads hair removal cream, drops everything and is suppppper red! hahahah
Food of the week: Pasta
EPIC: When pigeon runs and skids on pavement
Painful: shoulder charging Joy-C
Not cool: 2 AM thunder storm
Shocker: weather
Sad: People reminding me of crap that happened that is crap and does not need to be mentioned ever again
Missed: Opportunity to tell K all bout my J.C. but... next time.
Gross: Bamboo Shoots
Love: someones love letterrrr hahahha
Soft: Jelly top
Weird: Two week old blister
Wish: I could sleep in :)
15 January 2010
Vapiano
mmm new Italian place in Albert lane :D Looks like Melbourne if you ask me. So the service: great. Friendly young ppl. The down side is that they are foreign and have heavy accent from wherever they come from.. like say the dutch chef I had. BUT they were also quick to assist you and get things like menus. So the place is Pizza, Pasta and a Bar. Cool Chip card process- you get this like card thing that you swipe where ever you order stuff and you pay before you leave. you can pay sep. or together :D sweet aye unlike malaya corner.. cash only blah blah.
Price is the same as most Westernised placess- Start 10 - 19 for food and ++ for extra meattages. Cocktails etc. i dunno. They are quite popularrr since they opened in Dec 09. Very busy at lunch times 12 - 2 and from dinner at 6 - who knows when. The only problem i had was i guess, the sit down at table then look at menu then go to get the food then go back to table and eat. So you have to leave ur bag there or you have to stay behind to watch the bag while others get food. and then there the bit where you have to watch it cook.. that's cool i guess but i don't really like waiting in line watching other ppls food being cooked hahaha... I got in before peak hour so i was first in line but there wer like 5 ppl behind mee. Imagine that.. each pasta at least 5 mins times 5 people. dahhh. soo longg.
And table space.. not manyyy so cant seat heaps of ppl but there are nice long tables for groups. haha its very spacious. there are like high tables wif bar stool things and lower tables... the only gay thing is there is a block in the middle that holds the lamp, sauces and salt/pepper. This literally blocks view for ppl to talk to each other hahaha.. and its not movableee.. so maybe bad design. Interior design looks hip and new :D nice floor boards. Bar on level one and two.
Food: mmm lots of simple pastas and pizza. i wish meat was like staple food like their tomato paste but yeh.. I had a yummy pasta wif chicken bacon onion mushroom tomato sauce. You get to choose your pasta type too.. i'd recommend like no stringy long oness cos they tend to dry and stick together... It was cooked right in front of me with their induction heated thingys and their pasta was like automatically lowered in this boiler thing.. soo cool it was like a spaceship. So i think the chefs aren't actual chefs cos my chicken was over cooked and not enough salt but over all it was good. very nice flavours and it was fresh :D.. mm i even ate the dumb basil that was in thereeee.
I was satifiseddd :D thats a crap food review but watever hahah
Price is the same as most Westernised placess- Start 10 - 19 for food and ++ for extra meattages. Cocktails etc. i dunno. They are quite popularrr since they opened in Dec 09. Very busy at lunch times 12 - 2 and from dinner at 6 - who knows when. The only problem i had was i guess, the sit down at table then look at menu then go to get the food then go back to table and eat. So you have to leave ur bag there or you have to stay behind to watch the bag while others get food. and then there the bit where you have to watch it cook.. that's cool i guess but i don't really like waiting in line watching other ppls food being cooked hahaha... I got in before peak hour so i was first in line but there wer like 5 ppl behind mee. Imagine that.. each pasta at least 5 mins times 5 people. dahhh. soo longg.
And table space.. not manyyy so cant seat heaps of ppl but there are nice long tables for groups. haha its very spacious. there are like high tables wif bar stool things and lower tables... the only gay thing is there is a block in the middle that holds the lamp, sauces and salt/pepper. This literally blocks view for ppl to talk to each other hahaha.. and its not movableee.. so maybe bad design. Interior design looks hip and new :D nice floor boards. Bar on level one and two.
Food: mmm lots of simple pastas and pizza. i wish meat was like staple food like their tomato paste but yeh.. I had a yummy pasta wif chicken bacon onion mushroom tomato sauce. You get to choose your pasta type too.. i'd recommend like no stringy long oness cos they tend to dry and stick together... It was cooked right in front of me with their induction heated thingys and their pasta was like automatically lowered in this boiler thing.. soo cool it was like a spaceship. So i think the chefs aren't actual chefs cos my chicken was over cooked and not enough salt but over all it was good. very nice flavours and it was fresh :D.. mm i even ate the dumb basil that was in thereeee.
I was satifiseddd :D thats a crap food review but watever hahah
14 January 2010
11 January 2010
dahh WWJD
SOOO angryyy!! who the hellll would have the guts to openly doooo such inappropriate crapp!! This smug facedd mannnnnnnnnnn decided he put his had on the seat and closley inch towards my thighh! soo while i was readinggg he slowly creepptt closerr till he finally .....!! SOOO angryyy!! i looked at him and like cleared my throat and hes just says ohhh im sorryy... wif the smuggest facee!! MAN.. if i had mace i would mace him... if i had a taser, i'd tase him...this world.. i'm very disappointed but WWJD?!?!?!
06 January 2010
5:45 AM
D: Cooking instant noodles
M: Sleeping
S: Sleeping
S: GONE JOGGING!
T: On the computer!! @.@ serz.
M: Sleeping
S: Sleeping
S: GONE JOGGING!
T: On the computer!! @.@ serz.
05 January 2010
Man and chores = fail*
Well I've come across many hilarious stories of the male species and household chores and I find it quite funny how a simple task can go tragically wrong.
Story 1:
Wife tells husband to empty kitchen bin into garbage. Man obeys and chucks the garbage and entire bin into wheelie bin. Man and chores = fail
Story 2:
Daughter requests recycling bin to be emptied. Recycling bin written clearly on bin. Man fulfills request by throwing entire contents and bin into recycling bin. Man and chores = fail
Story 3:
Wife goes on holidays. Wife leaves laundry for Husband to clean. Wife places normal laundry liquid out next to washing machine. Wife puts away bleach in cupboard. Man goes to wash laundry and overlooks the laundry liquid set out and searches for liquid of any form in cupboard. Results. Blotchy clothes never to be worn again in public. Man and chores = fail
* and yes there are some who can competently do chores. :)
Story 1:
Wife tells husband to empty kitchen bin into garbage. Man obeys and chucks the garbage and entire bin into wheelie bin. Man and chores = fail
Story 2:
Daughter requests recycling bin to be emptied. Recycling bin written clearly on bin. Man fulfills request by throwing entire contents and bin into recycling bin. Man and chores = fail
Story 3:
Wife goes on holidays. Wife leaves laundry for Husband to clean. Wife places normal laundry liquid out next to washing machine. Wife puts away bleach in cupboard. Man goes to wash laundry and overlooks the laundry liquid set out and searches for liquid of any form in cupboard. Results. Blotchy clothes never to be worn again in public. Man and chores = fail
* and yes there are some who can competently do chores. :)
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