The Valley

Three things make the Fortitude Valley dangerous:

1. Old ladies walking by and randomly letting off gas, without their own knowledge. Whether you're in the supermarket or just walking down the street.
2. Large high density clusters of Asian tourists all walking in towards you. You get pummeled in an instant.
3. Parking ticket inspectors on every corner of the block, waiting to fine someone~! They look so fine in those swamp like cargo gear.

** on a sadder note: I broke the work fax machine. didn't have a chance to fix it properly. Boss decided to fax something a minute later. Thought she broke the fax herself. Whoops.**