I didn't know Asians played cricket or even had a cricket set. Wow am i shocked!!! anyway I'm talking about the midgety flying crickits [dunno how to spell it]. They are like in plagues in Springfield. I had two fly in my face.
First time I was like shooting balls on the basket ball court when I felt this thing land on my head. So i start shaking and doing the hoky pokey and turning around. AND out flies some big fat black criket!! EWWW.
Second time round, I was minding my own business, walking along the tennis court and SHABANG!!! another one! This time in my face!!! Nature not at its best!