27 February 2009

SC & AL

Yesterday we had this awesome chick hangout with S.C & A.L & myself. S.C made us the most beautiful homemade pasta :) I LOVE BEEF PASTA + MUSHROOM + BROCCOLI + the very little ONION & iced OJ. Great chick fellowship and time spent wisely. Of course we all had busy schedules so we had to leave promptly after our meal. When it came to leave, A.L decided to exit via the wrong door. She opened the door slightly, before stopping as I laughing madly at her excellent sense of direction. If you look at figure 1.1 you will see the exit clearly. However, due to dim lighting and multiple doors, A.L was slightly confounded. As a result she almost entered Housemate 2's room [>>>>]. Upon exiting the correct exit and walking down, precisely 2.5 seconds later whilst in the hallway, we heard a door slam. My first thought: Housemate 2 coming to confront A.L for intruding his privacy. However it was a third party. That was one of the excellent highlights of my day. Thank you very much A.L and S.C!

24 February 2009

The Machine Made to Saw the World in Half

LOOK AT THIS BABY!!! Made by some Germans dude!! wooo!!

If this thing's secretly a transformer...

21 February 2009

19 February 2009

Dilema

okays so i had a dilema this morning and was going to blog about it but i completely forgot because i was distracted by digg.com. the www! i was meant to be writing my CV but i came across this pic
and this one
and this one!XD

18 February 2009

Bad Phone Conversation

S: hello, I'm looking for Mrs. X
X: oh yes. speaking
S: Hi, it's S from RWA i would like to talk about your house claim
X: sure. speak up please
S: sorry my chinese is crap. anyway there are some parts of you house claim that is not claimable under insurance.
X: dear, please dont speak cut chinese to me and say my claim is not acceptable
S: well, the insurance company says some parts they WILL NOT pay for. Do you understand?
X: no that doesnt make sense...which parts are not claimable
*MAJOR SIGH

S: okay then *pass phone to manager*...after three long minutes *manager pass phone to director* after a very long time.. *director hangs up phone and grumply says: i hate doof heads like X! What is there not to get!!

mood in office atm: zzzzzzz

17 February 2009

broked it

you know ppl make lots of typos!! all the time right and no big deal right!! NO. i'm at work and i needed to print 20 copies of some docs.. somehow i pressed 200!!! GOSH!! i dont know how to cancel the document cos on the system it says there is 0 doc in the queue!! What now??? its run out of paper.. do i put more in?? or wait..

14 February 2009

Colgate

COLGATE SPONSOR THIS!!
Well I just wanted to say whoever invented toothpaste is awesome cos it prevents me from eating at this time of night. :D

13 February 2009

Breakfast

I have not had proper breakfast since Melbourne. My household forbids eating bacon, so bacon and eggs is not possible. You cant eat eggs by itself. that's just injustice to bacon! Then there is the bread problem. My household also doesn't like white bread very much. Who invented wholemeal bread?? That's not food. That's chicken food. I have nothing to eat. Not even a can of V. Sad story. I think i will go to Coles now.

10 February 2009

High quality cleaners

Sometimes there are cleaners who clean too well that i think is unnecessary. For example: the cleaners at Melbourne Museum polished the glass display too well that I walked into glass display window. Like 7 Caucasian people heard this *ding sound and turned around. What did they see... An Asian rubbing her forehead! Now that is how I ruined the Asian reputation down in Melbourne. :D

Last moments


Last picture my baby camera took!!

09 February 2009

*time out*

Sometimes.. i guess i'm very selfish.. but at other times i just don't think it's really necessary for me to sacrifice my own time and privileges... FOR EXAMPLE: My brother insists he is a vegetarian but does eat meat but only if its like fried. Sooo after a number of years.. he has ballooned to an unhealthy weight and needed to go on a diet. Soo to make him feel better or more comfortable..my mother makes everyone in the family goes on a diet... That is very.. ridiculous! Does it look like i need to go on a diet???? Does it look like i like low fat milk?? I resorted to cookies and chips in my closet.. real nice midnight snack!!

And now.. because my brother has no self control when he plays computer games, my mom would like to monitor him more carefully. Soo the rest of us have to be considerate.. and bring all our study gear and computers etc downstairs to make a communal study area.... LIKE HELLO!! I can't even watch a movie without being distracted.. Or when i put some music on, he also decides he needs music and turns it up really loud so there is mix of like Chris Brown and some weird disney music !?!!?!And now i have to go to sleep earlier because its unfair that I get to use computer while he has to go sleep!! LIKE WHAT!!

good night

Mivi says:
ahhh its 12:18!!!!! today is my last day off before uni starts...... i should sleep so i can GROW so i look like a fearful dentist
Mivi says:
omg my net died how gay. did you get my good night message?
Mivi says:
i'll copy and paste it
Mivi says:
ahhh its 12:18!!!!! today is my last day off before uni starts...... i should sleep so i can GROW so i look like a fearful dentist

hahah mivi!! good night!

06 February 2009

Parents POV

This is how some parents think about finding your future partner:

Someone's dad's like.. those 40 year old women, they're desperate! So if you have good qualities, they'll be flying at you! And girls are on a biological clock so when they hit close to 30's they'll be 'desperate', then you can pick and choose! Wait till 30, GG!

and my mom.. hasn't stop talking about who and how and when i should get married since i was 16. GG! What has this world come to!

04 February 2009

Cooking Classes

Well tonight owl cooked me dinner as requested by my esteemed parents who left us home to fend for ourselves. What did we have for dinner??
  • nice honey soy stir fry pork with onion
  • mushroom omelette
  • steamed green beans
So like.. the pork stir fry was good. I grade it A- because it has little black burnt bits left over from frying the omelette. The mushroom omelette was A because it wasnt burnt but i dont like egg so no +. And a BIG FAT F for the steamed green beans. They were steamed beyond recognition. Like it turned a mucky green colour cos they were over cooked.. they were soo soft a person with out teeth would just swallow it whole and have no digestion problems. I doubt there would be any vitiamins left tho. But yeh. Nice meal overall.

Dessert = Jelly with mango :D the bestest evers..

03 February 2009

Museums


Some love them. Some hate them. This was in the Mind and Soul section @ the Melb. Museum. Basically you are instructed to look into these tiny holes and see whats in them. They are supposedly suppose to reflect some dreams one would ordinarily have.

Going Clock wise.
1: Instructions to read
2: dream: weird creepy dude following you in an alley way
3: You thinking about nothing as time slowly ticks by
4: you falling out of the sky in your ugly nighty
5: you having the glorious ability to fly [in your dreams..really]
there is number
6: but i thought it was too rude to take picture of. Basically it was the first one i looked though. it was of a naked dude with his hands covering his parts with a crowd looking at him. I looked at it and fell on my ass. Taken by the shock. Its not that i'm unco.. it just happens that you have to squat to look at it and i leaned back in shock and fell on my rear end.

Thats art for you right there. ** note: these are my interpreations of the dreams.. if they are incorrect... then dont sue me **

02 February 2009

You like it hot??


This is part of the Korean culture we decided to take part in. KOREAN BBQ! Awesome hot food! Except Sally doesnt eat chilli... so she washed everything she ate in water three times over!! haah!! And this is a plate of red hot chilli paste and fresh chilli's that was scooped off our Korean BBQ before we ate it. This is what PM was going to eat because he thought it was red meat. Imagine if he did. haah!!

Cupcaked

Don't we all love cupcakes. I don't. So I'm sitting in the back seat minding my own business on the way up from Melbourne and PM decides to let out some natural gas and to assist in getting the wind circulating he opens the window simultaneously. Kind gesture!!! I dunno about the intention. The wind just blew into my face and I took on the full force of PM's natural disaster. CUPCAKED!!!