27 January 2010

Band-Aids WIN!!!

If only Band-Aids could cure the ponk of R.C's mudcakes!!!!
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OBEY | LOVE | FAITHFUL | Free choice- take Responsibility

18 January 2010

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This week in a nutshell
Funny: me walking down beauty isle at woolies. Man holding: Nads hair removal cream, drops everything and is suppppper red! hahahah
Food of the week: Pasta
EPIC: When pigeon runs and skids on pavement
Painful: shoulder charging Joy-C
Not cool: 2 AM thunder storm
Shocker: weather
Sad: People reminding me of crap that happened that is crap and does not need to be mentioned ever again
Missed: Opportunity to tell K all bout my J.C. but... next time.
Gross: Bamboo Shoots
Love: someones love letterrrr hahahha
Soft: Jelly top
Weird: Two week old blister
Wish: I could sleep in :)

15 January 2010

Vapiano

mmm new Italian place in Albert lane :D Looks like Melbourne if you ask me. So the service: great. Friendly young ppl. The down side is that they are foreign and have heavy accent from wherever they come from.. like say the dutch chef I had. BUT they were also quick to assist you and get things like menus. So the place is Pizza, Pasta and a Bar. Cool Chip card process- you get this like card thing that you swipe where ever you order stuff and you pay before you leave. you can pay sep. or together :D sweet aye unlike malaya corner.. cash only blah blah.

Price is the same as most Westernised placess- Start 10 - 19 for food and ++ for extra meattages. Cocktails etc. i dunno. They are quite popularrr since they opened in Dec 09. Very busy at lunch times 12 - 2 and from dinner at 6 - who knows when. The only problem i had was i guess, the sit down at table then look at menu then go to get the food then go back to table and eat. So you have to leave ur bag there or you have to stay behind to watch the bag while others get food. and then there the bit where you have to watch it cook.. that's cool i guess but i don't really like waiting in line watching other ppls food being cooked hahaha... I got in before peak hour so i was first in line but there wer like 5 ppl behind mee. Imagine that.. each pasta at least 5 mins times 5 people. dahhh. soo longg.

And table space.. not manyyy so cant seat heaps of ppl but there are nice long tables for groups. haha its very spacious. there are like high tables wif bar stool things and lower tables... the only gay thing is there is a block in the middle that holds the lamp, sauces and salt/pepper. This literally blocks view for ppl to talk to each other hahaha.. and its not movableee.. so maybe bad design. Interior design looks hip and new :D nice floor boards. Bar on level one and two.

Food: mmm lots of simple pastas and pizza. i wish meat was like staple food like their tomato paste but yeh.. I had a yummy pasta wif chicken bacon onion mushroom tomato sauce. You get to choose your pasta type too.. i'd recommend like no stringy long oness cos they tend to dry and stick together... It was cooked right in front of me with their induction heated thingys and their pasta was like automatically lowered in this boiler thing.. soo cool it was like a spaceship. So i think the chefs aren't actual chefs cos my chicken was over cooked and not enough salt but over all it was good. very nice flavours and it was fresh :D.. mm i even ate the dumb basil that was in thereeee.

I was satifiseddd :D thats a crap food review but watever hahah

14 January 2010

TAKE THE POLLLL!!! ONE VOTE ONLYY



Q: What is the girl putting on her scab to make it heal?

11 January 2010

dahh WWJD

SOOO angryyy!! who the hellll would have the guts to openly doooo such inappropriate crapp!! This smug facedd mannnnnnnnnnn decided he put his had on the seat and closley inch towards my thighh! soo while i was readinggg he slowly creepptt closerr till he finally .....!! SOOO angryyy!! i looked at him and like cleared my throat and hes just says ohhh im sorryy... wif the smuggest facee!! MAN.. if i had mace i would mace him... if i had a taser, i'd tase him...this world.. i'm very disappointed but WWJD?!?!?!

06 January 2010

5:45 AM

D: Cooking instant noodles
M: Sleeping
S: Sleeping
S: GONE JOGGING!
T: On the computer!! @.@ serz.

05 January 2010

Man and chores = fail*

Well I've come across many hilarious stories of the male species and household chores and I find it quite funny how a simple task can go tragically wrong.

Story 1:
Wife tells husband to empty kitchen bin into garbage. Man obeys and chucks the garbage and entire bin into wheelie bin. Man and chores = fail

Story 2:
Daughter requests recycling bin to be emptied. Recycling bin written clearly on bin. Man fulfills request by throwing entire contents and bin into recycling bin. Man and chores = fail

Story 3:
Wife goes on holidays. Wife leaves laundry for Husband to clean. Wife places normal laundry liquid out next to washing machine. Wife puts away bleach in cupboard. Man goes to wash laundry and overlooks the laundry liquid set out and searches for liquid of any form in cupboard. Results. Blotchy clothes never to be worn again in public. Man and chores = fail

* and yes there are some who can competently do chores. :)