Well I've come across many hilarious stories of the male species and household chores and I find it quite funny how a simple task can go tragically wrong.
Story 1:
Wife tells husband to empty kitchen bin into garbage. Man obeys and chucks the garbage and entire bin into wheelie bin. Man and chores = fail
Story 2:
Daughter requests recycling bin to be emptied. Recycling bin written clearly on bin. Man fulfills request by throwing entire contents and bin into recycling bin. Man and chores = fail
Story 3:
Wife goes on holidays. Wife leaves laundry for Husband to clean. Wife places normal laundry liquid out next to washing machine. Wife puts away bleach in cupboard. Man goes to wash laundry and overlooks the laundry liquid set out and searches for liquid of any form in cupboard. Results. Blotchy clothes never to be worn again in public. Man and chores = fail
* and yes there are some who can competently do chores. :)
further proof that:
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I have a theory that men purposely botch these chores so that women won't ask them to do them again.
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