Understocked

http://xkcd.com/617/

Face painting

Question: WHO KNOWS HOW TO FACE PAINT?!!
Statement: Grandma's who wear heals are wonders...
Question: [Asked on behalf of J.M] How long do honey moons go for?

S + M

mmmm

Had an epic day! Work was so stress!! I now fully understand how stressful it is to train and teach!! On a better note: My brand spanking new iPod Shuffle arrived! how did it land in my hot little hands?

Saw an advert: to win shuffle answer Q... how do you use Buscopan [drug for period pain]?

A: My mate M.T keeps it in his car just for the ladies!! [he actually said that I think one Sunday afternoon very casually. he denies it!! BUT I REMEMBER clearly] THANKS MIKE!!

Nice Guy

NG #1: DONT eat the ice cream, its bad for you.
Me: Yeh? oh well. I WANT TO EAT IT!!
NG #1: You're gonna cough man
Me: *shoves ice cream in mouth*... and 5 minutes later>> coughing fit!

Few minutes later after that:
NG #2: *hands over anticol thingy*
Me: after consumption, stops coughing. YES!!! more ice cream!!!

Cleaning

MY FEET!! After a unfortunate event where my shoes went walkabout on their own, I still have yet to replace them. SOOOO I wore thongs to Rice BDO! Totally blackened my feet with grass, dirt, paint, sweat, more dirt!! GROSS aye!?! Took like a toilet brush to clean it all off man. Scrub dub dub!!

** OH YEH!! M.T YOUR TOILET SUCKS!! LIKE SEE THROUGH EVERYWHERE!! DOOR! WINDOW!! What privacy you guys have!! I was like halfway in my business man and some dude tries to break down the door man!! get a curtain man

KFC

Is this the recipe??!!? for my wings!?! mmmmmmm

— 1 teaspoon ground oregano

— 1 teaspoon chili powder

— 1 teaspoon ground sage

— 1 teaspoon dried basil

— 1 teaspoon dried marjoram

— 1 teaspoon pepper

— 2 teaspoons salt

— 2 tablespoons paprika

— 1 teaspoon onion salt

— 1 teaspoon garlic powder

— 2 tablespoons Accent

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32027188/

Beep!!!!!

Have you ever walked through a store, carrying a security tag the keeps setting off the security alarm, but you're not stealing!! I have! Multiple times. Yesterday, I made a valid purchase of a USB from Myer but as I walk through various others stores, I kept set off the alarm, even when I was entering =.=" Seems like I'm stealing something and making a quick getaway but I'm not!! Honestly. STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Greedy

So like yesterday Mr. generous brought 100000 chicken wings. And I have to say people are really humble and well conservative. Seeing as I had congee the whole week, I was craving protein & people were standing around unwilling to eat in fear of being.. rude, greedy. Well I just ate like there was no tomorrow. I ate FIVE!!  mmmmm Sorry. Patience is not my forte.

** next time I.F sings, can the tech guy turn up his mic. and turn all other mics off!! YEH! GO I.F we should make a fan club just for him**

TAKE THAT 1.0

So last week, K laughed when I said I could cook n sew!! OF COURSE I CAN COOK n sew !! Today I cooked quiche!! THERE!! I COOK all the time, when I want food pleasing to my appetite.

*evidence: ask those who ate the quiche!!

Nandos???

Steve: hahaha bugger you i thought u only gave her one but u have your > tonnesssss!!...u know she faked sleeping till i left then she watched drama again..see what you have done!..turned her evil

Susie: look wat steve said u were fake sleeping!!

Ping: THAT IS SOOOOO SMART! But.. CHEATING! NO NANDOS FOR U FOR A YEAR!

barely there yet there

Subject:Principles Of Equity
Grade: 4
Percent: 50%

:o THANK YOU GOD

Ruzza

snap

So I was hanging up my laundry when the line broke!! and everything fell! i was like a)(*&%&$)^& for 10 minutes. then after i finished my tantrum, i noticed they all landed in one pile on a PINK shirt!! hahaha I was like : YAY only have to clean da pink shirt.

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A sibling of mine said to me: I NEEEED to get this CD off my mate who lives in S/B otherwise my computer will die! You don't want my computer to die right?!?!

ME: mm computers can die?? oh well. get ur mate to post the CD. :P