caption? anyone?

Need more Milk!

So i went to fuel up me car the other day and well had trouble opening the knob for where you put da petrol in. I'm sure theres a technical term for it. ANYWAY.. after multiple attempts i had to ask this bloke to open it for me. :D I BET he was sniggering on the inside: " buahahah shes so weak she cant even open the fuel cap thing" TOTALLY WEAK MAN. haha i couldn't even open the bottle of milk this morning. Shame. hahahh more T-bone?

Tired

I am tired.
I am really tired.
I am super-dooper tired.
But I'm alive.

digg

Awesome professor + his ruler :D

Tourists doing some exercise? hehhe

Never too old for swings

your ugly secrets

you know how we all have secrets and things we want to hide. Well when the truth finally comes out or when your secrets exposed... you just feel crappppp. eg. i had been hiding my formal photos for 4 years from my mom. why? well it just seems like a ritual for parents to like enlarge ugly photos of you and frame them and then chuck them on the wall! embarrasinggg! and now she has found them. so sad :(

VP

Vegie Pattie. Thats VP. But anyway... i dunno i want to be a vego for a bit so i can eat potato and egg and have salad sandwiches.

WWJD

You know this phrase. What Would Jesus Do? heheh I first heard of this when I went to R.E. And they gave me this ruler which had this on it. And its pretty much imprinted in my memory. And recently having thought about a lot of my actions i thought, this is a really good way to keep me accountable. Really make me think about my choices and decisions in life. So like my application would be- if I'm about to do something, I'll ask myself: if Jesus was to walk into this room rightttt NOW... what would he say? what would I say to justify my actions? WWJD?

Why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRKV8Jh5IgQ

Dreams

Do you ever wonder how one can dream? Like while your sleeping, yet your brain is like SUPPPER active. I think its freaking amazing. I never really appreciated how I could dream in my sleep till ... now. I've been taking cold and flu meds and the night meds make me pass out completely. I have no recollection of anything at all. Its odd. I miss dreaming even if sometimes its nightmares. I think God's amazing. For a mere human to be able to dream... mmm about anything and everything. Sometimes there is so much I don't thank God enough for. :) Thank you God. I want chur luv.

Pinky is a bit of a princess. Doesn't run. Walks like a fairy at grandma speed. She likes being pampered and carried like a baby :S. She's got a pink collar and has a tinkerbell on it. What a girl. And shes tinnny as! Time to man her up.

New addition

Classics? hahah

Friend A calls Friend B after car breaks down: OMGOSH! I dunno what happened to the car. It’s making funny sounds
Friend B: really? What kind?
Friend A: it’s the kind that makes me think the car needs repairs.
Friend B: ahh you better call RSPCA then.
;)

How not to catch a Critter

So I’ve learnt how not to catch a moth. Seeing I don’t love little critters in my room, I had this massive moth buzzing around one evening. And so I decided I’d HAVE to get rid of it. And so logically I doubled up some tissue and waited till it settled. And so Mr. Moth settles on my windows screen and BAM! I clamp over it the tissue. Maybe I used a bit too much KA-POW! And well it started to disintegrate through the windscreen. And just as that happens, a lovely gust of wind blows inwards and I’m glittered with moth guts. :S

Water

Suz: I'm thirsty. Let me get some water
Suz: okay
Suz: *comes back with a can of V*
Suz: ... is that your "water"
Suz: Yes. hahah
Suz: *in shock* You don't drink water?
Suz: no. i drink about a bottle a week. max.
Suz: .... no way. hahahhah

drink some water suz.:) Its good for you.

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Hate it when people go back on their promises! boo.

EG

I.love.Earl.Grey.

Mini DDD

Dear Doggy Diary

Today it the 2nd of March 2010. I LOVE the rain, i just get to rest and sleep all dayyyy on my belly on my back... I’m totally like chillin. I think I’ve lost weight cos i miss my beloved famz too much!! They left me for soo longggggg! :’( I was being sneaky and farted while i was in suz lap then i ran away.. and she smelt the air!!! And she looked at me and ran out of the room! Hahah soo funny. She also said my breath stinks!! Hahah oppps. I must burped too!

PS: Suz mom petted me! Haha she loves mee! I’m so lovable. That's it for now cos I’m going for my 10000000th nap for today!

Ruff. Lee

Back to Schoolzzzz

I have sold my soul to LAW!! It’s week 2 and I’m already behind heheheh i guess it sucks to be me. I have to get cracking. :'( I’m reading non-stop and if it’s not reading its lectures audios! WAHH hahaha I’m so glad I only got 2 more years of this!!! And then I’d be like a worker! When I was working full time, I didn’t have any time and I’d get home feeling super drained and now that I’m studying it’s the same feeling except less pressure... But more self control and taking responsibility for how I spend my time. People say it’s time to start those study parties but I’m more individualistic. I can’t study with people because they distract me, like if I can hear you breath, that’ll distract me hahaha. Short attention span you could say.

But GOOD NEWSS!! the chillier seasons are coming in... which means moreee spicy food and hot soups and mmm yummy jelly top will grow :D

hold on

Teachers are being scrutinised these days for their performance. And I’d have to say this teacher of mine was very dedicated back when I was in 3rd Grade.
Susie: i need to go to the toilet teacher
Teacher: what do you say?
S: please
T: no...
S: i dunnoooo?!?!?!?!?!?? After what seemed like ages.....can i pleaseeee go to the toilet
T: no you say may i go to the toilet
S: may I?!?!?
T: say the whole sentence for me please darl.
S: may i please go to the toilet????
T: Okay then. Hurry up.

Man. I was busting. Leave the teaching for later lady! hahah Till this day, i still use can rather than may. :P

Dear Dentist Diary

I was brushing my teeth and somehow cut my gum. It hurts. :(