Breakfast

I have not had proper breakfast since Melbourne. My household forbids eating bacon, so bacon and eggs is not possible. You cant eat eggs by itself. that's just injustice to bacon! Then there is the bread problem. My household also doesn't like white bread very much. Who invented wholemeal bread?? That's not food. That's chicken food. I have nothing to eat. Not even a can of V. Sad story. I think i will go to Coles now.