FINE

When you get a fine… you feel like you don’t deserve it and you feel gutted… but when you get a warning… how are you suppose to feel.

I got a warning today for apparently evading fare. I however take it from a different perspective. Go cards are crap but not all crap. You swipe your card on those nooby machines. And then if the machines are in direct sunlight, like the machines I swipe from in the morning, you can’t see what’s on the screen. All I saw was a blurb. I couldn’t even see the colour of the lights. All I could hear is beep which I don’t know what the hell I means.

Translink have a crappy system and have crappy designers. Translink= Crap. So like I assumed it’s okay cos it always okay but today it was not OKAY! :’( And lucky me, today at the other end, there was a stupid ticket checker… LAME!! I didn’t evade my fare it just happened that your nooby machine was in a gay position and I couldn’t see if I swipe it. I am now officially on the system as a fare evader.

Fare evader: A person who evades fare. I didn’t do that!! So technically I shouldn’t be given a warning. AND technically, Translink is at fault as they positioned the dang machines in the wrong place. It shall never happen again cos if it does, I will get a fine…

Full moon?

So weird things happen on Christmas day. Its like the moons out or something. This morning, bright and early, I get stalker text from some mystery person wishing my a very merry Christmas.
Mysterious Stalker: Merry Christmas Susan!!! :*

In response I kindly respond by asking who it is.

Me: Merry Xmas 2 U! Mystery Person?

Their timely response tells me nothing informative.
MS: I'm your secret admirer. But I guess you have heaps of those, how can i make myself stand out?

Me: Don't be gay! your name would make you stand out! Dont waste my credit:P

MS: Lol bet your loving this. I don't want to shock you by revealing myself. Watch out for my lovely eyes following your every graceful move!
[I walk gracefully.. what am i being compared to... a walrus?!??!?!?]

But I have figured it all out! Yay to my skills! All from reading novels such as the twilight series :D Edward Cullen!

And on the topic of stalkers. If you mysterious stalker who is not exactly mysterious.. but i guess you call it unwanted love, gave you 300 bucks worth of gear. what the hell would you do with it???? EBay? Charity Bin?

Material Love

OMG!!! My mum threw out my favourite shoe & like I was searching them all over the freaking world for them. ~RAGE~

So the story is: I was intending to go to the casino in my favourite shoes right. Before I left the house I went for a nap but when I woke up, my mom had left to visit a friend. When I went to garage to leave the garage was surprisingly clean. No shoes on my shoe shelf. ~strange frown~ I searched for like 30 minutes. I thought I left my shoes on the side of the road somewhere. I remember on Sunday I changed shoes outside the car and I thought that maybe I left them on the road. That thought made me go ~:o~

I gave up on searching for them. And today I went and asked my mom. And she looks at me and says: “ohh those trashy looking shoes”. I’m like in shock! WHAT! Trashy~! NO FREAKING WAY!!!!! And she’s like yeh I threw those out!! A tear ran down my cheek! My favourite shoes! I was going to be stuck with flip flops for like all occasions. (^@$#%^&*()#(*&^$

I went and tipped the wheelie bin out and found them! Arhh soo smelly and dirty! Had to use jif to wash it! I am soooooo going to dye my hair to look trashy!

Die

i am / wanna dye my hair. Good or bad idea?

Busy Busy

Don’t you hate organizing things. Like organizing an outing. Today I be quested that people arrive at 8:30 knowing that they would arrive at 9. They all turned up at 9:30.
Prerequisite for Asians to be late. Lucky no traffic :D

Next we hit the beachhhhhhh. Water was cold at first but all good after a while. We went fishing in knee high water for tadpole looking fish. Some of us baked. Some of us piggied back each other. Some of us swam. Strong current. 2 brave ladies swam across the creek and back. 2 Lads swam across the creek and walked back. No sexy life savers.

Lunch consisted of us aiming for fush and chups and 10 Double Beef & Cheeze Burgers @ first but then ended up getting fush and chups and two burgers and roast chicken and hot hot chips + Ice chilled drinks :D

Headed home. Moderate traffic. Home by 4.
Thanks guys for making today so fun. Put some after sun on.

Missing You

Went shopping with Ku for her journal today. Reminded me of how I use to write letters to Lemis during high school. I still have those letters Lemis! If I had a journal this would be today's entry:

Today was rather quiet. Sunday is usual the most rowdy day for me. Too many people are missing. Over seas and getting ready for Taiwan missions, work, mysteriously disappeared. The year 08 has been filled with great joy. I've formed bonds with so many people the past year and opened my heart to a whole new world I never knew existed. I know I am blessed to have met them all. No doubt a year has not gone with out trials but they have been overcome with the love and support of my brothers and sisters. I've started a wall of photos. Photos of people I've formed bonds with. People I care about. People I love from the bottom of my heart and without them, no amount of tears could represent the emptiness. I MISS YOU!

The Valley

Three things make the Fortitude Valley dangerous:

1. Old ladies walking by and randomly letting off gas, without their own knowledge. Whether you're in the supermarket or just walking down the street.
2. Large high density clusters of Asian tourists all walking in towards you. You get pummeled in an instant.
3. Parking ticket inspectors on every corner of the block, waiting to fine someone~! They look so fine in those swamp like cargo gear.

** on a sadder note: I broke the work fax machine. didn't have a chance to fix it properly. Boss decided to fax something a minute later. Thought she broke the fax herself. Whoops.**

sexier than you since 1901

I am about to go high for E.C. You know who I'm talking about~ He's not over-rated~!

Arn't you proud

So like I woke up this morning at like 3 to bid my sister, brother and mom goodbye. They jetted off to Cairns today!!! wooooo Fun for them!! I'm home alone pretty much doing nothing interesting. I cooked lunch for the first time in two years. I was inspired by Fireass's pasta cooking last night. I did my vegie version with a heap of bacon + my bonus was garlic bread. The down side is I put too much pepper in. Made it really peppery but none the less still edible. And as I am intellectually challenged, i decided to spill one but of pasta onto my white shorts! Soo not happy Jane!

Anyway, I also stocked up on my fridge with alot of goodies whilst my mom isnt home to throw out all my goodies. Like:

• 1 X Mcain Wedges
• 2 X Shepreds Pie
• 1 X Bottle of lemon juice
• 1 X cheeze
• 2 sticks of cheeze kabana
• 1 X large tub of COOKIES AND CREAM
• 2 X waffles
• 1 X family size garlic bread
• 2 jars of pasta sauce [red wine and classic]
• 1 X bag of small pasta sprials

All these processed foods and my frezzer is packed. My health is in such good shape since i havnt eaten maccas everyday of my life. I need a vegetable in my life. I like ate a whole onion today. Arnt you proud.

Sunday school teacher gone bad~!

light 20

There’s a first 4 everything right. Well today I bought a packet of cigarettes for the first TIME! :o yikes! THIS IS HOW DUMB I SOUNDED.

me: Hi, can I please have a… marbo….. light 20.
old man with decaying teeth serving me: OHHH you mean Marlboro light 20?
me: err yeh that.
OMWDTSM: you sure look like someone who smokes regularly!
me: shock [tempted to jump the counter and strangle him!]

Obviously I’m not a smoker! rage He didn’t even check my ID! Am I that old! The fact that it only cost 10 bucks is perhaps the bigger problems. If you want to stop smokers, I think there should be a price hike then they won’t be able to afford it! tsk stoopid government should get off their buttocks.

Whoopi Goldberg

WHooooop WHoooop! I'm a shade darker on my shoulders! mini tan. I'm BEIGE~!