So weird things happen on Christmas day. Its like the moons out or something. This morning, bright and early, I get stalker text from some mystery person wishing my a very merry Christmas.
Mysterious Stalker: Merry Christmas Susan!!! :*
In response I kindly respond by asking who it is.
Me: Merry Xmas 2 U! Mystery Person?
Their timely response tells me nothing informative.
MS: I'm your secret admirer. But I guess you have heaps of those, how can i make myself stand out?
Me: Don't be gay! your name would make you stand out! Dont waste my credit:P
MS: Lol bet your loving this. I don't want to shock you by revealing myself. Watch out for my lovely eyes following your every graceful move!
[I walk gracefully.. what am i being compared to... a walrus?!??!?!?]
But I have figured it all out! Yay to my skills! All from reading novels such as the twilight series :D Edward Cullen!
And on the topic of stalkers. If you mysterious stalker who is not exactly mysterious.. but i guess you call it unwanted love, gave you 300 bucks worth of gear. what the hell would you do with it???? EBay? Charity Bin?
I recommend ebay ... then putting the proceeds towards my funds :P
ReplyDeletelol. thats funny. but its more funny that you walk like a walrus! bahhhahaha. Don't you think someone is just being a running a prank on you? thats the first thing that comes to mind lol.
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