hold on

Teachers are being scrutinised these days for their performance. And I’d have to say this teacher of mine was very dedicated back when I was in 3rd Grade.
Susie: i need to go to the toilet teacher
Teacher: what do you say?
S: please
T: no...
S: i dunnoooo?!?!?!?!?!?? After what seemed like ages.....can i pleaseeee go to the toilet
T: no you say may i go to the toilet
S: may I?!?!?
T: say the whole sentence for me please darl.
S: may i please go to the toilet????
T: Okay then. Hurry up.

Man. I was busting. Leave the teaching for later lady! hahah Till this day, i still use can rather than may. :P

Dear Dentist Diary

I was brushing my teeth and somehow cut my gum. It hurts. :(

Bye Bye Bye

Don’t you love old school songs?!??! And I "love" the BSBs! hahah BSB is in town… their adoring fans must be not so adoring with crap ticket sales.. oh well… bargin time for me!! i might not go to another bsb ever again! hahah Q: Do you hate goodbyes? :( i doooooo!! Work is having a little farewell party.. I’m like.. ohh noeeess. I just want to disappear into thin air.. not draw so much attention on me. Geesss… well I guess they have good intentions. But my styles= low key/ninja styles.

PS: Ruff-Star is home <3

New Desk?!?!

How can people be soo icky man or maybe I have a problem hahah. I found like old crumbs, old apple stickers, stains, dust, and who knows what!! Even PINOOOCLEAANNNN couldn’t get it off!! I swear I had to use like this anti bacterial hand gel. And that’s just he beginning.. I had a look at the mouse.. and in the cracks there was like gunk.. I had to use like a paper clip to pick it out soo gross man…. I felt like I was touching a toilet!

13/02/10-14/02/10

Dear Doggy Diarry!!

AWW yawn yawn I MISS MY MANDA and STEVE and KEV but not mim! Hahah I tried to steal more snacks but I couldn’t open them.. Dinner was yummyyy but no matter how cute i look, Suz won’t give me anymore... I watched the NRL all stars game and i was soo gunning for the indigenous team! I was soo happy when they won. I LOVEE THURSTONN and his shaggy hair!! Just like minee!!

I tried to sleep downstairs with Suz bro but he snored very loudly hahah butt i was able to sneak into Suz room hah and she didn’t get in trouble because I was putting on a show for her mom to show ALL NIGHT. I showed her that I was very good, quiet, lazy and and didn’t pee everywhere. Suz mom even petted me hahah she was soo scared and told me not to lick her.

Then i got up at 2 am and woke up suz mom and dad. Suz mom said she’d smack me if i didn’t go to sleep so i went back to sleep under suz bed. Then at 6 i decided to jump all over her bed and wake her up!muahahh Then she took me for a long walk and i peed and the rest you don’t need to knowww. Its weird walking in the morning . I am now lying in the sun writing to you all.

I miss you heaps manda. Bring back a “dennis oh” doggy mate for me okay manda?!

XOXO
PEREZZ HILTONN!!
Haha jokes its me! Ruff –STARZ!

I COULDNT SLEEP

cos..... :) you will see!! hahaha

aww. thanks VH! :) you're da best work mate!! wat would i do wifout you... :( i pecan muffin you one day!

who like special K. i brought a pack thinking i'd eat ceral but turns out my lactose tolerance is.. very intoleranttt... so booo.. hahah

:)

1 Lord 1 Faith 1 Body 1 Christ

my mini summary of DHL :D

OWNED

Are you self absorbed? Ask yourself that. Haha chances are you could be just like me. I’m so self absorbed but we are SERVANTS. And we should act like one then right?

GRACE & PEACE

Peace and Love. We always need Grace, not matter how strong we think we are. I think we often forget its God’s Grace that works in our lives. And peace? I never really looked at it this way but when you’re trouble, you just gotta ask God for peace in your heart. That’s all.

L.O.V.E

Love all. Even those you hate. Start by Thanking God for those ppl. Don’t avoid them. Yeah that’s the easy way out but we need to strive for unity and forgiveness too J

Pray for all. The stats say that 90% of the time you pray for yourself and not others? What the... too true for me! hahah be the one to use the power of intercessory prayer. 1 new word I learnt.

Someone please

EGG TART ME :(

oompa loompa

Q: Would you rather be hit by

a: A MASSIVE SOLID HUMAN TURD [impact : BAMMMM]
b: human diarrhea [impact: pew pew pew pew pwe]

3 Doors Down

just a song can bring back sooo many memories! <3 I miss yaz!

mmmm

mmmmm cafffineee. wif out it i feel so lost like a zombiee haha i tried to walk into an occupied toilet cubical hahahh mann musta scared the lady... too bad she prob couldn't "pee her pants".

mmmmm i heard this lady pee a bucket of water today.. i don't understand how that is possible.

mmmmm i accidentally drank the CEO's water. :0 I'm sorry. I really am.

mmmmm wat's crop dusted?

mmmm i owe memy plaster :D

mmmmm good trade or not? extra 2 weeks of work for 1 O-week and Week 1 of uni?

mmmmm have you made it on my wall?