06 February 2010

oompa loompa

Q: Would you rather be hit by

a: A MASSIVE SOLID HUMAN TURD [impact : BAMMMM]
b: human diarrhea [impact: pew pew pew pew pwe]
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  1. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    A. Solid Human Turd - easier to wipe of the skid marks left on your face and you can easily pick it up and return the favor to the person/animal/machine that targeted you.

    I'm guessing two birds gave you one of each type?

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