i need coach

the pic will tell all!

The upselling and worst liar!

conversation I had with a telemarketer.
Andy (A): Hi, my name is A from Telstra, I'm looking for the householder owner
Dad: Hello, let me pass the phone to my daughter.
Susie (S): Hi. Sorry, they are not available... (worst lie)
A: Sorry man, are you ___insert moms name___?
S: No sorry, my parents dont speak english.
A: You know you're not registered on the phone bill, so I am unable to speak with you.
S: Okay. Why are you calling? is it urgent or you upselling?
A: No well its just basically, I call to offer you better deals with great discounts etc. BLAH BLAH BLAH...
S:*thinks: didnt you just say you couldn't speak to me?* if its not urgent then i'll talk to you later.
A: okies well did you want to hear about the discounts i can give?
S: not really. thanks. I'll TTYL!

A mans job?

this is what i did the other day:
1: I tried to start my car. It didn't start.
2: So I panicked.
3: First thing I think of is... out of fuel. But no I'm sure I had fuel.
4: AHH maybe its the battery. Let me pop the bonnet and see.
*opens bonnet* *looks in*
5: AHH i feel like im sooo smart i know what the battery looks like...
6: ahahha whats the use of looking at a battery if you're too chicken to even touch it.... or the bigger problem is that you dont even know how to be sure it works. AHHAH...
7:being a woman i just called my dad HAHAHA

Floating Clouds

How to use your imagination: Lie on your back; Look into the blue sky; watch the clouds float by; and just imagine. :) I see a rabbit eating.

Just be in awe of what God has created.

i cant sleep so i write

Why do we hide our faces as soon as the spot light’s glaring?
Why do we run away when the sirens are blaring?

Why do we turn our heads and shut our eyes
When our ears are filled, with others lies

What causes us, to whimper and cower
When we stare at the face of earthly power

And why can’t we stand up tall
When our choking words, speak for all…

But Lord give me the strength to fight the good fight
And speak the truth, when I know what’s right

When everyone else walks down that street
Let me have the courage to turn my feet

To walk down the path that’s narrow but true
And keep my focus, set only on You

And when the voices behind, call me back
I pray you hold my hand and keep me on track

When the world tempts me, with deadly choices
Only You have the power, to dim out the voices

So teach me your ways and how to follow your lead
And from the chains of this world, let me be freed.

OOHH MOO MOOO I'm going overseas

I finally have my passport, although I look shifty in the passport photo! Yay. All that is left to do is for muah to pack me bags :) I want a window seat and a seat with leg room and away from the toilet PLUS I want a kids coloring pack. I wonder if they still do them!

ohhh la la... recently,I found this site that makes AWEESOME stickers and business cards etc. I love stickers. the stickers are such a winner :) I wish they did travel bag tags! How awesome would that be.

Weddings Weddings Weddings

There are a heap of weddings coming up and I have to say, this reminds me of 1 passage. Ephesians 5. HAHAH it was like my worst nightmare. Mr. R said to me: you should start with Ephesians. So I did. And I got to this passage and thought: :0 what the... SUMBIT??! SUMBITT?!? Assssss ifff man. Hahah

Essentially, I thought the passage was summed up as: WOMEN ARE DOOR MATS! Which is not true. Hehe I had to read the whole passage to get the whole context! Hahah this was my first lesson on “reading in context”

Privilege or Burden?

Jury duty in my mind has been a burden, but I have surprisingly gained some useful insight on how courts are run.

BLT conference was a privilege. Although in the midst of all my assignments God gave me the opportunity to attend a conference which encouraged proactive/productive fellowship and recognizing that joy comes from an undying love for our Lord and Saviour.

How we see things as a privilege or burden can essentially change how what we do and view things. Amazing isn't it.

Q&A: Do you worship things like... your hair/hairlessness? your looks? your muscles?

the test

so I went to mater pathology to get some blood tests done. :( I so regret it! haha the lady had just transfered from another firm and I was apparently her first "patient". I don't particularly like needles so having needle suck out 10 test tubes of blood wasn't very fun.

To make it worse, while I was "settling in" the lady was like.. so this is what I do blah blah blah and conforming and asking how things were suppose to be done... made me so nervous. and then she shoved the needle in right.. but then she couldn't find a big vein... and the blood wasn't like going through the tubes and so she was poking around trying to find a better source of blood... OHH THEE PAINNN!!! and I didn't realise, but when they take blood out... your arm gets like pins and needles. My arm is still numb :D.

... to make a decision

But i had to rethink---- did i really make that decision. If God has drawn me a path to walk... and is the path i want to take, a God centered one? There comes a time in my life (again), its hard to decide to be obedient to my parents or to God...

Being patient is not something that comes naturally for me and I have to thank my brothers and sisters for praying for me. So thanks. One of my fav. passages from the bible in times of.. uncertainty is Philippians 4:6. Here it is, Brother and Sisters in Christ:

Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.

When you're alone...

God is really with you. At the end of the day, I still have a smile not on my face but in my heart.

Earl Grey Tea. Nothing New.

hello. i love earl grey tea. mmmm I've gone back into a phase of drinking tea heaps and minimal coffee. today group work wasn't too bad. Surprisingly people spoke for the first time and made contributions. God does work wonders.

because i will need reminding

Susie has more group work this semester
Susie is never patient with people
Susie is a perfectionist
Susie wants to be as patient as possible
Susie shall not complain
No one is perfect
Susie you are not perfect

Please help Susie.

Happy Birthday to Mr. Jack Wat & Brian Cao

Happy?

Forgiven.. why not sin

“Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves. Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you—unless, of course, you fail the test?” (2 Corinthians 13:5).

So I have problems talking/ explaining to people things.../ apologetics and a sister directed me to this site. Which i think is.... okay so farrr. haven't read much into it. BUT i think its a good thing for us to be involved in. If someone asked me something about my faith or questioned a doctrine... at times I'd say "I ... ummmm dunnooo"... so I guess it's a wake up call for me to do something about it.

:[

totally need a cupcake right now

Hey. Do guys hug? [nothing serious in this post]

▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
hey do guys hug?
X says:
yes susie
yes we do
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
REALLY.. i want to see...
mmm howw interestingg
whenn do you guyyss hug?
X says:
nah... its a private thing
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
are there ruleeess
X says:
we hug when we cry
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
do both guys cry?
or just onee?
X says:
yes we hug and cry
at the same time
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
mmm any other reasons why you guys hug?
X says:
when we watch twilight movies
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
siff. the movies gay
X says:
no its true... all true
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
mmm wot about when ur super happy
do you guys hug?
X says:
we hug all the time... when there's nothing going on... we hug
we break a nail...we hug
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
man. i cant imagine itt
man.....
X says:
you studying hard susie
?
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
noo.. this idea of guys hugging is bothering me
hahaha. i am studyinggging a little
X says:
sometimes we take our shirts off to hug
AHAHAHA...no
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
wohhh
okay. u know im gonna blog this right?
 
...

▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
hahha
do guys hug?
Z says:
yeah
guys love to hug
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
really?!?
I cant imagine itt
Z says:
esp in sport
yeah i hug a few ppl
i love to hug girls..but my wife doesnt like that
so i have to touch guys

...


̃̃̃Y says:
hahahahah
yeah?
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
when? thooo
when u guys are happy
sadd
̃̃̃̃̃Y says:
dunno
yeahh
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
just randomm
̃̃̃̃̃Y says:
not to say hello or anything
▫▪▫Sũşïέ says:
buahaha
̃̃̃̃̃Y says:
unless its like havent seen in ages
ys that?

Addicted to....

MsI: I GOT CHICKEN WINGS...
MsS: WOT? REALLY *mmm thinks really hard about whether study is an option anymore*
MsI: Lots of them.. mmmm....
MrP: Pff... Study!?!? tmr is queens b'day who cares! Study later there's plenty of time!

Where are your priorities?
mmmm IM ADDICTED TO IT AGAIN!! NOOOOO!!!

Before The Morning

ahh yess

I shoulddd be studying but this is bugging mee... imagine this:

sooo on your license/passport/paper works says your b'day is day the 01/04/90.... and you celebrate it on that day PLUS you follow the Chinese lunar calendar [secretly without telling anyone] and you have a second b'day which nooone knows about...[because noone else follows the old school Chinese lunar calendar]... and then you accuse people of not knowing your b'day... WTC

mah FTP

i lovee felt tip pensss [FTP].. love writing with themm but i knoww ppl hate the sqeakky sounddd of them when you write with them and its sucksssss i was writing with my FTP during examss and the ppl around me turn around and look at mee as if its distractingg.. grrrr.. i have a right to use my type of penn gosh.. angryy.. well not really. butt i want to use felt pens to write essays.. nothing wrong with that.. its like ppl want to wear pants while they do their exams.. for their own comfort right.. for my own comfortttt.. but for the comfort of others.. i resorted to a stupid ball point pen.. made my writing ugly, slow, and just.. sloppy.... grrr.. okay rant over.

Spanish

Yay I got my internet back! Silly computers. Why do chicks suck at fixing them? huh WHY!! anyway. mmmm tonight's dinner.. i havent cooked in a while :P it was still good mmm someone else is washing the dishes :)
Oven Baked Juice Tender Chicken Wings
Spanish Omelete
Noodles
Vegies :)

I feel sooo fullllll ahhh.. now time to study... the past two weeks have been veryyy little study. But last few days have been better wif no internet to procrastinate. Funny how we like "live" on the internet but even when we don't have it, we can get by. We are wayyyyy to privileged and indulgent.

zzzz.. oopppsss.. im sorry

Yesterday I had the privilege of shaving someones head. It wasn't like shave shave till scalp was shiny but it was shave shave like army cut. BOYYY it was fun heheheh. I started of with OMGOSHH WAT DO I DOOO!! hahah it probably hurt when I put it on the wrong angle and just yanked hahah. opppppsss... and i was like ... ermm what happens if its uneven... OH WELL.. and the shaver thing wasnt fully charged and i was like.. mm what happens if it runs out half way hahahha. and it was just soooo cool ahhahah I had such a good laugh i couldn't finish the job properly. Who wants their head shaved? Guarantee i wont shave your eyebrow :D

You are a Driver Supporter

So i took a career personality test.. you can take it here if you wanttt...http://www.careerfaqs.com.au/career-personality-test/

What am I? supposedly I are a Driver Supporter....

Driver Supporters display the characteristics shared by both Drivers and Supporters. As a Driver you are fast-paced, task-oriented and results-driven. Supporters are slower paced and relationship oriented, getting along is just as important as winning. The combination of these creates a results-driven, sensitive individual who is a well-rounded achiever.

As a Driver Supporter you have a keen interest in everything you do and you continually strive to accomplish the tasks you set yourself. You are a busy person who takes responsibility for your own tasks and you deliver maximum effort to complete the task well, so much so that you often have trouble delegating because you want to do it yourself. A good organiser, you are amiable and remain impartial. You differentiate between friends and acquaintances. You are a realist; frills and decoration do not impress you. Loyalty and sincerity rate high in your estimation. You will make a stand when it comes to protecting your beliefs and opinions.

The ideal jobs for Driver Supporters is to have a job that allows for variety, where they can work with people, meeting their needs and solving their problems.

Ring-A-Bell

Hahah this was a highlight of my day yesterday. I was walking home from uni and was walking through this path way behind B block, for those QUT-ers. And the pathway is about say 5-6 meters wide. And strolling along minding my own business, I heard behind me like what sounded like a catering cart being rolled and I assumed it was heading to the cafe and so I didn’t bother to turn around. And then I hear this bell. *ding ding* and I thought, why does a trolley have a bell? How odd. Oh well.

But then it kept ringing and ringing and I noticed people looking at me/behind me and I just had to turn around in case I was blocking the path of something else. And so I turn around and see nothing till I look down. And I see this little kid on his tricycle with his over sized helmet and he’s ringing his bell and says to me:

excuse me!

*dirty look like as if i don't know the etiquette of how to walk on a path without blocking tricycles*

Hahah so I step aside so he can “overtake” me hahahah Aww soo cuteee.

caption? anyone?

Need more Milk!

So i went to fuel up me car the other day and well had trouble opening the knob for where you put da petrol in. I'm sure theres a technical term for it. ANYWAY.. after multiple attempts i had to ask this bloke to open it for me. :D I BET he was sniggering on the inside: " buahahah shes so weak she cant even open the fuel cap thing" TOTALLY WEAK MAN. haha i couldn't even open the bottle of milk this morning. Shame. hahahh more T-bone?

Tired

I am tired.
I am really tired.
I am super-dooper tired.
But I'm alive.

digg

Awesome professor + his ruler :D

Tourists doing some exercise? hehhe

Never too old for swings

your ugly secrets

you know how we all have secrets and things we want to hide. Well when the truth finally comes out or when your secrets exposed... you just feel crappppp. eg. i had been hiding my formal photos for 4 years from my mom. why? well it just seems like a ritual for parents to like enlarge ugly photos of you and frame them and then chuck them on the wall! embarrasinggg! and now she has found them. so sad :(

VP

Vegie Pattie. Thats VP. But anyway... i dunno i want to be a vego for a bit so i can eat potato and egg and have salad sandwiches.

WWJD

You know this phrase. What Would Jesus Do? heheh I first heard of this when I went to R.E. And they gave me this ruler which had this on it. And its pretty much imprinted in my memory. And recently having thought about a lot of my actions i thought, this is a really good way to keep me accountable. Really make me think about my choices and decisions in life. So like my application would be- if I'm about to do something, I'll ask myself: if Jesus was to walk into this room rightttt NOW... what would he say? what would I say to justify my actions? WWJD?

Why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRKV8Jh5IgQ

Dreams

Do you ever wonder how one can dream? Like while your sleeping, yet your brain is like SUPPPER active. I think its freaking amazing. I never really appreciated how I could dream in my sleep till ... now. I've been taking cold and flu meds and the night meds make me pass out completely. I have no recollection of anything at all. Its odd. I miss dreaming even if sometimes its nightmares. I think God's amazing. For a mere human to be able to dream... mmm about anything and everything. Sometimes there is so much I don't thank God enough for. :) Thank you God. I want chur luv.

Pinky is a bit of a princess. Doesn't run. Walks like a fairy at grandma speed. She likes being pampered and carried like a baby :S. She's got a pink collar and has a tinkerbell on it. What a girl. And shes tinnny as! Time to man her up.

New addition

Classics? hahah

Friend A calls Friend B after car breaks down: OMGOSH! I dunno what happened to the car. It’s making funny sounds
Friend B: really? What kind?
Friend A: it’s the kind that makes me think the car needs repairs.
Friend B: ahh you better call RSPCA then.
;)

How not to catch a Critter

So I’ve learnt how not to catch a moth. Seeing I don’t love little critters in my room, I had this massive moth buzzing around one evening. And so I decided I’d HAVE to get rid of it. And so logically I doubled up some tissue and waited till it settled. And so Mr. Moth settles on my windows screen and BAM! I clamp over it the tissue. Maybe I used a bit too much KA-POW! And well it started to disintegrate through the windscreen. And just as that happens, a lovely gust of wind blows inwards and I’m glittered with moth guts. :S

Water

Suz: I'm thirsty. Let me get some water
Suz: okay
Suz: *comes back with a can of V*
Suz: ... is that your "water"
Suz: Yes. hahah
Suz: *in shock* You don't drink water?
Suz: no. i drink about a bottle a week. max.
Suz: .... no way. hahahhah

drink some water suz.:) Its good for you.

><"

Hate it when people go back on their promises! boo.

EG

I.love.Earl.Grey.

Mini DDD

Dear Doggy Diary

Today it the 2nd of March 2010. I LOVE the rain, i just get to rest and sleep all dayyyy on my belly on my back... I’m totally like chillin. I think I’ve lost weight cos i miss my beloved famz too much!! They left me for soo longggggg! :’( I was being sneaky and farted while i was in suz lap then i ran away.. and she smelt the air!!! And she looked at me and ran out of the room! Hahah soo funny. She also said my breath stinks!! Hahah oppps. I must burped too!

PS: Suz mom petted me! Haha she loves mee! I’m so lovable. That's it for now cos I’m going for my 10000000th nap for today!

Ruff. Lee

Back to Schoolzzzz

I have sold my soul to LAW!! It’s week 2 and I’m already behind heheheh i guess it sucks to be me. I have to get cracking. :'( I’m reading non-stop and if it’s not reading its lectures audios! WAHH hahaha I’m so glad I only got 2 more years of this!!! And then I’d be like a worker! When I was working full time, I didn’t have any time and I’d get home feeling super drained and now that I’m studying it’s the same feeling except less pressure... But more self control and taking responsibility for how I spend my time. People say it’s time to start those study parties but I’m more individualistic. I can’t study with people because they distract me, like if I can hear you breath, that’ll distract me hahaha. Short attention span you could say.

But GOOD NEWSS!! the chillier seasons are coming in... which means moreee spicy food and hot soups and mmm yummy jelly top will grow :D

hold on

Teachers are being scrutinised these days for their performance. And I’d have to say this teacher of mine was very dedicated back when I was in 3rd Grade.
Susie: i need to go to the toilet teacher
Teacher: what do you say?
S: please
T: no...
S: i dunnoooo?!?!?!?!?!?? After what seemed like ages.....can i pleaseeee go to the toilet
T: no you say may i go to the toilet
S: may I?!?!?
T: say the whole sentence for me please darl.
S: may i please go to the toilet????
T: Okay then. Hurry up.

Man. I was busting. Leave the teaching for later lady! hahah Till this day, i still use can rather than may. :P

Dear Dentist Diary

I was brushing my teeth and somehow cut my gum. It hurts. :(

Bye Bye Bye

Don’t you love old school songs?!??! And I "love" the BSBs! hahah BSB is in town… their adoring fans must be not so adoring with crap ticket sales.. oh well… bargin time for me!! i might not go to another bsb ever again! hahah Q: Do you hate goodbyes? :( i doooooo!! Work is having a little farewell party.. I’m like.. ohh noeeess. I just want to disappear into thin air.. not draw so much attention on me. Geesss… well I guess they have good intentions. But my styles= low key/ninja styles.

PS: Ruff-Star is home <3

New Desk?!?!

How can people be soo icky man or maybe I have a problem hahah. I found like old crumbs, old apple stickers, stains, dust, and who knows what!! Even PINOOOCLEAANNNN couldn’t get it off!! I swear I had to use like this anti bacterial hand gel. And that’s just he beginning.. I had a look at the mouse.. and in the cracks there was like gunk.. I had to use like a paper clip to pick it out soo gross man…. I felt like I was touching a toilet!

13/02/10-14/02/10

Dear Doggy Diarry!!

AWW yawn yawn I MISS MY MANDA and STEVE and KEV but not mim! Hahah I tried to steal more snacks but I couldn’t open them.. Dinner was yummyyy but no matter how cute i look, Suz won’t give me anymore... I watched the NRL all stars game and i was soo gunning for the indigenous team! I was soo happy when they won. I LOVEE THURSTONN and his shaggy hair!! Just like minee!!

I tried to sleep downstairs with Suz bro but he snored very loudly hahah butt i was able to sneak into Suz room hah and she didn’t get in trouble because I was putting on a show for her mom to show ALL NIGHT. I showed her that I was very good, quiet, lazy and and didn’t pee everywhere. Suz mom even petted me hahah she was soo scared and told me not to lick her.

Then i got up at 2 am and woke up suz mom and dad. Suz mom said she’d smack me if i didn’t go to sleep so i went back to sleep under suz bed. Then at 6 i decided to jump all over her bed and wake her up!muahahh Then she took me for a long walk and i peed and the rest you don’t need to knowww. Its weird walking in the morning . I am now lying in the sun writing to you all.

I miss you heaps manda. Bring back a “dennis oh” doggy mate for me okay manda?!

XOXO
PEREZZ HILTONN!!
Haha jokes its me! Ruff –STARZ!

I COULDNT SLEEP

cos..... :) you will see!! hahaha

aww. thanks VH! :) you're da best work mate!! wat would i do wifout you... :( i pecan muffin you one day!

who like special K. i brought a pack thinking i'd eat ceral but turns out my lactose tolerance is.. very intoleranttt... so booo.. hahah

:)

1 Lord 1 Faith 1 Body 1 Christ

my mini summary of DHL :D

OWNED

Are you self absorbed? Ask yourself that. Haha chances are you could be just like me. I’m so self absorbed but we are SERVANTS. And we should act like one then right?

GRACE & PEACE

Peace and Love. We always need Grace, not matter how strong we think we are. I think we often forget its God’s Grace that works in our lives. And peace? I never really looked at it this way but when you’re trouble, you just gotta ask God for peace in your heart. That’s all.

L.O.V.E

Love all. Even those you hate. Start by Thanking God for those ppl. Don’t avoid them. Yeah that’s the easy way out but we need to strive for unity and forgiveness too J

Pray for all. The stats say that 90% of the time you pray for yourself and not others? What the... too true for me! hahah be the one to use the power of intercessory prayer. 1 new word I learnt.

Someone please

EGG TART ME :(

oompa loompa

Q: Would you rather be hit by

a: A MASSIVE SOLID HUMAN TURD [impact : BAMMMM]
b: human diarrhea [impact: pew pew pew pew pwe]

3 Doors Down

just a song can bring back sooo many memories! <3 I miss yaz!

mmmm

mmmmm cafffineee. wif out it i feel so lost like a zombiee haha i tried to walk into an occupied toilet cubical hahahh mann musta scared the lady... too bad she prob couldn't "pee her pants".

mmmmm i heard this lady pee a bucket of water today.. i don't understand how that is possible.

mmmmm i accidentally drank the CEO's water. :0 I'm sorry. I really am.

mmmmm wat's crop dusted?

mmmm i owe memy plaster :D

mmmmm good trade or not? extra 2 weeks of work for 1 O-week and Week 1 of uni?

mmmmm have you made it on my wall?

Band-Aids WIN!!!

If only Band-Aids could cure the ponk of R.C's mudcakes!!!!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

OBEY | LOVE | FAITHFUL | Free choice- take Responsibility

???

This week in a nutshell
Funny: me walking down beauty isle at woolies. Man holding: Nads hair removal cream, drops everything and is suppppper red! hahahah
Food of the week: Pasta
EPIC: When pigeon runs and skids on pavement
Painful: shoulder charging Joy-C
Not cool: 2 AM thunder storm
Shocker: weather
Sad: People reminding me of crap that happened that is crap and does not need to be mentioned ever again
Missed: Opportunity to tell K all bout my J.C. but... next time.
Gross: Bamboo Shoots
Love: someones love letterrrr hahahha
Soft: Jelly top
Weird: Two week old blister
Wish: I could sleep in :)

Vapiano

mmm new Italian place in Albert lane :D Looks like Melbourne if you ask me. So the service: great. Friendly young ppl. The down side is that they are foreign and have heavy accent from wherever they come from.. like say the dutch chef I had. BUT they were also quick to assist you and get things like menus. So the place is Pizza, Pasta and a Bar. Cool Chip card process- you get this like card thing that you swipe where ever you order stuff and you pay before you leave. you can pay sep. or together :D sweet aye unlike malaya corner.. cash only blah blah.

Price is the same as most Westernised placess- Start 10 - 19 for food and ++ for extra meattages. Cocktails etc. i dunno. They are quite popularrr since they opened in Dec 09. Very busy at lunch times 12 - 2 and from dinner at 6 - who knows when. The only problem i had was i guess, the sit down at table then look at menu then go to get the food then go back to table and eat. So you have to leave ur bag there or you have to stay behind to watch the bag while others get food. and then there the bit where you have to watch it cook.. that's cool i guess but i don't really like waiting in line watching other ppls food being cooked hahaha... I got in before peak hour so i was first in line but there wer like 5 ppl behind mee. Imagine that.. each pasta at least 5 mins times 5 people. dahhh. soo longg.

And table space.. not manyyy so cant seat heaps of ppl but there are nice long tables for groups. haha its very spacious. there are like high tables wif bar stool things and lower tables... the only gay thing is there is a block in the middle that holds the lamp, sauces and salt/pepper. This literally blocks view for ppl to talk to each other hahaha.. and its not movableee.. so maybe bad design. Interior design looks hip and new :D nice floor boards. Bar on level one and two.

Food: mmm lots of simple pastas and pizza. i wish meat was like staple food like their tomato paste but yeh.. I had a yummy pasta wif chicken bacon onion mushroom tomato sauce. You get to choose your pasta type too.. i'd recommend like no stringy long oness cos they tend to dry and stick together... It was cooked right in front of me with their induction heated thingys and their pasta was like automatically lowered in this boiler thing.. soo cool it was like a spaceship. So i think the chefs aren't actual chefs cos my chicken was over cooked and not enough salt but over all it was good. very nice flavours and it was fresh :D.. mm i even ate the dumb basil that was in thereeee.

I was satifiseddd :D thats a crap food review but watever hahah

TAKE THE POLLLL!!! ONE VOTE ONLYY

Q: What is the girl putting on her scab to make it heal?

dahh WWJD

SOOO angryyy!! who the hellll would have the guts to openly doooo such inappropriate crapp!! This smug facedd mannnnnnnnnnn decided he put his had on the seat and closley inch towards my thighh! soo while i was readinggg he slowly creepptt closerr till he finally .....!! SOOO angryyy!! i looked at him and like cleared my throat and hes just says ohhh im sorryy... wif the smuggest facee!! MAN.. if i had mace i would mace him... if i had a taser, i'd tase him...this world.. i'm very disappointed but WWJD?!?!?!

5:45 AM

D: Cooking instant noodles
M: Sleeping
S: Sleeping
S: GONE JOGGING!
T: On the computer!! @.@ serz.

Man and chores = fail*

Well I've come across many hilarious stories of the male species and household chores and I find it quite funny how a simple task can go tragically wrong.

Story 1:
Wife tells husband to empty kitchen bin into garbage. Man obeys and chucks the garbage and entire bin into wheelie bin. Man and chores = fail

Story 2:
Daughter requests recycling bin to be emptied. Recycling bin written clearly on bin. Man fulfills request by throwing entire contents and bin into recycling bin. Man and chores = fail

Story 3:
Wife goes on holidays. Wife leaves laundry for Husband to clean. Wife places normal laundry liquid out next to washing machine. Wife puts away bleach in cupboard. Man goes to wash laundry and overlooks the laundry liquid set out and searches for liquid of any form in cupboard. Results. Blotchy clothes never to be worn again in public. Man and chores = fail

* and yes there are some who can competently do chores. :)